My Scouser friend to a muslim woman who told her that she has to wash her wagina before she prays;
Listun. God made de woman's body in all it's glory ter bleed, ter grrer babies, ter give birth and (2" from woman's face) NAH FELLER IS GO'N TER TELL ME ME MITTY IS DIRTY. And if it's so dirty, why do dee spend 'alf their loife try'n ter get in thuz?! |
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I answered the phone at work today using my old company name. ooops..
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the service manager of my customer team in the delivery team meeting:
"4 servers down?? dude, that's like.. uh.. major monkey cvnt dude!" |
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Is that man pooping on Ze's set design?
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I fully expect to see something rainbow-colored exit his body.
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Today I farted into a fan while playing Mario Kart on the Gamecube. The fan was blowing the fart back at me and I didn't even know it because I was so immersed in the game playing. I wasn't paying attention to the stench until after I had lost. That was when I realized that the fart had been up in my face the whole time.
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mario kart is best on N64.
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and upwind
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