my sweet, tooth hasn't grinded and tongue hasn't mashed
like this for some time

I've seldom done this,
Landing by fortunate knack
Right on seventeen!

One two three four five six seven eight nine ten eleven twelve thirteen.

Fourteen fifteen sixteen seventeen eighteen nineteen twenty twenty one.

Hindsight may be twenty-twenty, but foresight is what you get paid for.

Invention is ten percent inspiration, and 90 percent sweat.

Argh, don't put provolone cheese on a breakfast sandwich; oog; ptui.

Breakfast Cheese Blues
For John Bales

Some Chesdale, Cheddar, Edam, Gouda,
Or sheep cheese from Bayonne,
Or Brynzda, Bros, or Brie but who the
Hell wants provolone?

Oh thanks a lot for bitching,
and waking the muse
Cause now I've got the breakfast cheese blues.

Among the breakfast sandwich cheeses
One fact is clearly known:
Use almost any cheese but, Jesus!
Don't use provolone.

Oh thanks a lot for sharing
Your curdling views
Now I've got the breakfast cheese blues.

On bacon, ham, or sausage, slowly
Melt the cheese, and moan --
Anticipation's good, but holy
Cow! Not provolone!

Oh thanks a lot for posting
Your curd and whey news
Now I've got the breakfast cheese blues.

Bacon, sausage, ham, whatever
On wrap, croissant, or scone;
For me the only rule is never
Never provolone!

Thanks a lot for shouting out
The cheese you refuse
Now everyone has breakfast cheese blues --
Those ooey-gooey, yum-umami
Breakfast cheese blues;
Yes, thanks a lot for shouting out
The cheese don'ts and dos,
Those hold-it-all-inside applied
Breakfast cheese blues.

All alone with my provolone, all alone in my cheesy delights.

What am I going to do with all of these strange chaotic attractors?

In the future you would do well to remember I am mostly right.

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Don't forget to take the dogs out for a pee before you go to work.

"filming a special person today for his first segment in a show"

(^ a good one) :)

Her Majesty's a pretty nice girl; some day I'm gonna make her mine.