^^Your height is something of an advantage then. :D

Where's the keep? I wanna cucaracha.

Can I come in? Has the party started yet? I'm in the mood for something hardcore!:D

aaah veruki...

Your pullovre is so beooteefooll, you know zat ?
Yourre eyes arre like zee eyes of a leetull dog.

would you like to dance wiff me ?

of course I will dance with you, but promise you whisper dirty french nothings into my ear. Pearl you don't mind do you. ;)

Of course not, honey! I manage rather well without little bro on my arm.

Knock yourself out!
Try not to shed on him though darling. He's allergic.

Don't worry sweetie, I've been well groomed :D

Oh, of course, Veruki! Your fur is beautiful and luxurious! I wish I had a coat of it myself. While very fetching, the pullover can do little but detract from your natural lovliness. It must spend its days pitying itself for having been donned by one who outshines it so.

I have a "tip" for you...He's sensitive about his lazy eye; best not to mention it. And don't let him have any milk or he'll be useless for the rest of the evening!

I have some pictures of him naked in the bath with the dog when he was 3. Adorable! Would you like to see them?

Well you can have the coat darling, it'll look better with your complextion here:

Although you should know it's faux...

Don't tease me...:)

^^Actually, I am teasing TIP. :)

The other thing...just pretend not to notice the shoe lifts.

You mean those shoe li... oh, T.I.P there you are, ready for our dance?

*psst* He likes the macarena.

so how come the frenchy's allowed to whisper, but a true
british gentleman such as myself is not?

g+t bramaid, and light on the tonic.

last time you tried to whisper, CJ dear, Pearl had to run to the bathroom with an earful of spit :eek: all whispering privileges have been provoked.;)

^FINALLY! whiskey!
braman I'll take chivas...

skip the old dude and make it a double.