Not my most accurate sensory organ.

leads to interesting places when followed

you think if we spoke with our noses we'd communicate better?

:confused:

petite and often shiny

I've been it's closest follower my whole life.

new question for st paddy's day:

why is the grass always greener on the other side?

is it really?

Due to the Universal Principle of Reality Distorted by Own Envious Mind.

It isn't (unless YsaPur's Principle applies for you).

It only applies to you if you are of the aforementioned Envious Mind.

because it faces south and it gets more sun (in the spring)

because it faces north and it gets more water (in the summer)

because it rains more over there

:)

better PR.

The combination of atmospheric absorbtion of red light waves, in conjunction with our eyes inability to detect small pieces of dead brown grass in a farther field that is easily discernible beneath one's own feet...ero...grass that is farther away looks greener...unless one's neighbor never waters their lawn.

It's not. The closer you get to *IT* the less appealing it becomes - you start noticing all the weeds. It's called *Blade Envy*