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Coffee 12-18-2003 09:53 PM

seven men in a leaky little boat
and each one must now cast his vote
since there's no land in sight
everyone is a little uptight
and the cook looks delicious in that coat.

Klynne 12-18-2003 10:29 PM

There once was a large green zuchini

zenbabe 12-18-2003 11:10 PM

There once was a large green zuchini
That I use cause I have a small weenie

Klynne 12-18-2003 11:26 PM

There once was a large green zuchini
That I use cause I have a small weenie
But she was not fooled

zenbabe 12-18-2003 11:28 PM

There once was a large green zuchini
That I use cause I have a small weenie
But she was not fooled
And I ended up tooled

Klynne 12-18-2003 11:32 PM

There once was a large green zuchini
That I use cause I have a small weenie
But she was not fooled
And I ended up tooled
Why did I wear this micro bikini?

Coffee 12-19-2003 12:10 AM

She was a really good flirt.

zenbabe 12-19-2003 12:23 AM

She was a really good flirt.
And she looked really good in a skirt

Klynne 12-19-2003 12:41 AM

She was a really good flirt.
And she looked really good in a skirt
In a slinky sort of way

zenbabe 12-19-2003 12:51 AM

She was a really good flirt.
And she looked really good in a skirt
In a slinky sort of way
And a roll in the hay

Hyakujo's Fox 12-19-2003 03:33 AM

She was a really good flirt.
And she looked really good in a skirt
In a slinky sort of way
And a roll in the hay
Was preferable to one in the dirt

funkytuba 12-19-2003 04:49 AM

She was a really good flirt.
And she looked really good in a skirt
In a slinky sort of way
And a roll in the hay
Was preferable to one in the dirt

So I went up to her and said "Hey,

Hyakujo's Fox 12-19-2003 05:22 AM

She was a really good flirt.
And she looked really good in a skirt
In a slinky sort of way
And a roll in the hay
Was preferable to one in the dirt

So I went up to her and said "Hey,
Baby, this is your lucky day!

funkytuba 12-19-2003 08:17 AM

She was a really good flirt.
And she looked really good in a skirt
In a slinky sort of way
And a roll in the hay
Was preferable to one in the dirt

So I went up to her and said "Hey,
Baby, this is your lucky day!
I've got some tequila

jaymirror 12-19-2003 05:16 PM

She was a really good flirt.
And she looked really good in a skirt
In a slinky sort of way
And a roll in the hay
Was preferable to one in the dirt

So I went up to her and said "Hey,
Baby, this is your lucky day!
I've got some tequila
Let's fly to Manila


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