"Crimeny" said the bank teller
"Quite a gun in your pocket there, feller!"
"Oh, that's not a gun"

"Crimeny" said the bank teller
"Quite a gun in your pocket there, feller!"
"Oh, that's not a gun"
"Its a blueberry bun!"

"Crimeny" said the bank teller
"Quite a gun in your pocket there, feller!"
"Oh, that's not a gun"
"Its a blueberry bun!"
"You could tell if you'd just use yer smeller!"

Oh, how you crack me up,

Oh, how you crack me up,
like a hardboiled egg on a cup

Oh, how you crack me up,
like a hardboiled egg on a cup
its painful for me

Oh, how you crack me up,
like a hardboiled egg on a cup
its painful for me
when you whack on my knee

Oh, how you crack me up,
like a hardboiled egg on a cup
its painful for me
when you whack on my knee
I'll squeel like a newly born pup

My gosh! How the sawdust does fly

My gosh! How the sawdust does fly
How it burns as it enters my eyes

My gosh! How the sawdust does fly
How it burns as it enters my eyes
I grope for my glasses

My gosh! How the sawdust does fly
How it burns as it enters my eye
I grope for my glasses
Then, someone calls me classless

My gosh! How the sawdust does fly
How it burns as it enters my eye
I grope for my glasses
Then, someone calls me classless
Everyone's a critic but why?

Oh how you drive me insane

Oh how you drive me insane
I'd say fvck but 'twould be profane