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Hyakujo's Fox 02-12-2004 09:16 AM

"Crimeny" said the bank teller
"Quite a gun in your pocket there, feller!"
"Oh, that's not a gun"

chuckie egg 02-12-2004 10:36 AM

"Crimeny" said the bank teller
"Quite a gun in your pocket there, feller!"
"Oh, that's not a gun"
"Its a blueberry bun!"

daverbee 02-12-2004 06:38 PM

"Crimeny" said the bank teller
"Quite a gun in your pocket there, feller!"
"Oh, that's not a gun"
"Its a blueberry bun!"
"You could tell if you'd just use yer smeller!"

Klynne 02-13-2004 01:45 AM

Oh, how you crack me up,

Hyakujo's Fox 02-13-2004 04:38 AM

Oh, how you crack me up,
like a hardboiled egg on a cup

chuckie egg 02-13-2004 10:27 AM

Oh, how you crack me up,
like a hardboiled egg on a cup
its painful for me

daverbee 02-13-2004 11:08 AM

Oh, how you crack me up,
like a hardboiled egg on a cup
its painful for me
when you whack on my knee

chuckie egg 02-13-2004 11:19 AM

Oh, how you crack me up,
like a hardboiled egg on a cup
its painful for me
when you whack on my knee
I'll squeel like a newly born pup

daverbee 02-13-2004 01:12 PM

My gosh! How the sawdust does fly

Klynne 02-13-2004 10:37 PM

My gosh! How the sawdust does fly
How it burns as it enters my eyes

Hyakujo's Fox 02-13-2004 11:18 PM

My gosh! How the sawdust does fly
How it burns as it enters my eyes
I grope for my glasses

Klynne 02-15-2004 02:27 AM

My gosh! How the sawdust does fly
How it burns as it enters my eye
I grope for my glasses
Then, someone calls me classless

Hyakujo's Fox 02-15-2004 09:39 AM

My gosh! How the sawdust does fly
How it burns as it enters my eye
I grope for my glasses
Then, someone calls me classless
Everyone's a critic but why?

Klynne 02-15-2004 11:45 PM

Oh how you drive me insane

ambo 02-16-2004 03:46 AM

Oh how you drive me insane
I'd say fvck but 'twould be profane


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