He had a detachable penis
and i really wished you could see this
It had a special recharger
Which made it much larger
through which gallons of pee could he piss




:D

Dinz:

I am in such good shape "down there"
and my skills in its usage quite rare

I am in such good shape "down there"
and my skills in its usage quite rare
I've had rave reviews

I am in such good shape "down there"
and my skills in its usage quite rare
I've had rave reviews
It's been shown on the news

I am in such good shape "down there"
and my skills in its usage quite rare
I've had rave reviews
It's been shown on the news
When, for charity, I shaved it bare

I am in such good shape "down there"
and my skills in its usage quite rare
I've had rave reviews
It's been shown on the news
When, for charity, I shaved it bare

So, I took my "show" on the road

So, I took my "show" on the road
just me, the rat and the toad

So, I took my "show" on the road
just me, the rat and the toad
the rat plays piano

So, I took my "show" on the road
just me, the rat and the toad
the rat plays piano
I tell her, "Ti amo!"

So, I took my "show" on the road
just me, the rat and the toad
the rat plays piano
I tell her, "Ti amo!"
The toad, his blessing bestowed.

by popular request... well, two people anyway...
 

Breasts make everything better

Breasts make everything better
Without them what would be a sweater?

Breasts make everything better
Without them what would be a sweater?
They're plump and they're sweet

Breasts make everything better
Without them what would be a sweater?
They're plump and they're sweet
Playing with them's real neat