when the aliens stripped, they skinny dipped
when dipped and stripped, they skipped
they tripped over rocks
ate bagels with lox
till sated, they packed up and zipped

I'm pacing and counting to ten

I'm pacing and counting to ten
anger management works better than zen

I'm pacing and counting to ten
anger management works better than zen
I wish I had an axe

I'm pacing and counting to ten
anger management works better than zen
I wish I had an axe
then I'd deal with my tax

I'm pacing and counting to ten
anger management works better than zen
I wish I had an axe
then I'd deal with my tax
and relax with a drink in my den

Some folks may accuse me of sinning

Some folks may accuse me of sinning
Most frequently when I'm grinning

Some folks may accuse me of sinning
Most frequently when I'm grinning
If slapped when I'm grumpy

Some folks may accuse me of sinning
Most frequently when I'm grinning
If slapped when I'm grumpy
And grabbed where i'm lumpy

Some folks may accuse me of sinning
Most frequently when I'm grinning
If slapped when I'm grumpy
And grabbed where i'm lumpy
my head may just begin spinning!

I went out for a walk in the woods

I went out for a walk in the woods
My knapsack filled up with canned goods

I went out for a walk in the woods
My knapsack filled up with canned goods
The can opener was forgotten

I went out for a walk in the woods
My knapsack filled up with canned goods
The can opener was forgotten
So back home I went trottin'