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funkytuba 05-01-2004 12:44 AM

when the aliens stripped, they skinny dipped
when dipped and stripped, they skipped
they tripped over rocks
ate bagels with lox
till sated, they packed up and zipped

funkytuba 05-01-2004 12:48 AM

I'm pacing and counting to ten

straymonk 05-01-2004 02:30 AM

I'm pacing and counting to ten
anger management works better than zen

madasacutsnake 05-01-2004 07:30 AM

I'm pacing and counting to ten
anger management works better than zen
I wish I had an axe

Hyakujo's Fox 05-01-2004 11:18 AM

I'm pacing and counting to ten
anger management works better than zen
I wish I had an axe
then I'd deal with my tax

Klynne 05-01-2004 07:44 PM

I'm pacing and counting to ten
anger management works better than zen
I wish I had an axe
then I'd deal with my tax
and relax with a drink in my den

Hyakujo's Fox 05-01-2004 10:49 PM

Some folks may accuse me of sinning

noxxville 05-01-2004 11:41 PM

Some folks may accuse me of sinning
Most frequently when I'm grinning

Smartypants 05-02-2004 01:16 AM

Some folks may accuse me of sinning
Most frequently when I'm grinning
If slapped when I'm grumpy

zenbabe 05-02-2004 02:51 AM

Some folks may accuse me of sinning
Most frequently when I'm grinning
If slapped when I'm grumpy
And grabbed where i'm lumpy

straymonk 05-02-2004 03:16 AM

Some folks may accuse me of sinning
Most frequently when I'm grinning
If slapped when I'm grumpy
And grabbed where i'm lumpy
my head may just begin spinning!

Hyakujo's Fox 05-02-2004 06:55 AM

I went out for a walk in the woods

Smartypants 05-02-2004 07:08 AM

I went out for a walk in the woods
My knapsack filled up with canned goods

Hyakujo's Fox 05-02-2004 07:30 AM

I went out for a walk in the woods
My knapsack filled up with canned goods
The can opener was forgotten

Smartypants 05-02-2004 07:32 AM

I went out for a walk in the woods
My knapsack filled up with canned goods
The can opener was forgotten
So back home I went trottin'


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