The Sioux turned around on the Turk
"Just look what you've done now, you jerk!"

The Sioux turned around on the Turk
"Just look what you've done now, you jerk!
"The Frenchman's poor digit
"Is stuck in the widget

The Sioux turned around on the Turk
"Just look what you've done now, you jerk!
"The Frenchman's poor digit
"Is stuck in the widget
"Any fool can see that just won't work!"

The Turk sadly looked at the Sioux
"Well, what do you want me to dioux?

The Turk sadly looked at the Sioux,
"Well, what do want me to dioux?"
"Get the French guy's finger,"

The Turk sadly looked at the Sioux,
"Well, what do want me to dioux?"
"Get the French guy's finger,"
"Do not tarry nor linger!"

The Turk sadly looked at the Sioux,
"Well, what do want me to dioux?"
"Get the French guy's finger,
Do not tarry nor linger
To the hosptial in my canioux!"

The nurse looked on our three with disdain

The nurse looked on our three with disdain
Whilst muttering phrases profane

The nurse looked on our three with disdain
Whilst muttering phrases profane
It's one thing for Miss Lou
To be tangled with a Sioux

The nurse looked on our three with disdain
Whilst muttering phrases profane
It's one thing for Lou
To be tangling a Sioux
But a Frenchman and Turk? That's insane!

Having squandered my fortune on truffles

Having squandered my fortune on truffles
I was confined to bed with the snuffles

Having squandered my fortune on truffles
I was confined to bed with the snuffles
An allegory to my mood,
Or allergy to this food?

Having squandered my fortune on truffles
I was confined to bed with the snuffles
An allegory to my mood,
Or allergy to this food?
Either way, I have had quite enoughles.