Just waiting alongside the phone
I realized i'm pretty accident prone

Just waiting alongside the phone
I realized i'm pretty accident prone
I went to grab the receiver

Just waiting alongside the phone
I realized i'm pretty accident prone
I went to grab the receiver
But tripped on my beaver

Just waiting alongside the phone
I realized i'm pretty accident prone
I went to grab the receiver
But tripped on my beaver
My full body cast makes me moan

You just HAD to taunt Andre the Giant.

You just HAD to taunt Andre the Giant.
I thought that MoN would be pliant

You just HAD to taunt Andre the Giant.
I thought that MoN would be pliant
We had to pull him off Cyndi Lauper

Not a good day to mess with me
 

Syntax is 3 3 2 2 3. You do this on purpose, I've seen your site and I know you're smarter than this.

OK aud you scared everybody!! :)
 

You just HAD to taunt Andre the Giant.
I thought that MoN would be pliant
But his face turned all red

You just HAD to taunt Andre the Giant.
I thought that MoN would be pliant
But his face turned all red
as he pummeled my head

You just HAD to taunt Andre the Giant.
I thought that MoN would be pliant
But his face turned all red
as he pummeled my head
Later on, I'll be Advil reliant :(

Oh what a frightful sight

Oh what a frightful sight
I don't think I shall sleep tonight

Oh what a frightful sight
I don't think I shall sleep tonight
Instead I will linger

Oh what a frightful sight
I don't think I shall sleep tonight
Instead I will linger
And lick my friend's finger