Make sure that the cream cheese is soft
'cause warm-ish will give you more loft
firm cream cheese will fall

Make sure that the cream cheese is soft
'cause warm-ish will give you more loft
firm cream cheese will fall
off your head like a ball

Make sure that the cream cheese is soft
'cause warm-ish will give you more loft
firm cream cheese will fall
off your head like a ball
If you ever bent over and coughed.

While searching for your Christmas gift

While searching for your Christmas gift
avoid those that might cause a rift

While searching for your Christmas gift
avoid those that might cause a rift
stay in neutral - never miffed

While searching for your Christmas gift
avoid those that might cause a rift
stay in neutral - never miffed
keep it tasteful - don't get biffed

While searching for your Christmas gift
avoid those that might cause a rift
stay in neutral - never miffed
keep it tasteful - don't get biffed
and someone's spirits you will surely uplift!

There once was a donkey-less priest

There once was a donkey-less priest
In despair at the loss of his beast

There once was a donkey-less priest
In despair at the loss of his beast
He consulted f-tuba

There once was a donkey-less priest
In despair at the loss of his beast
He consulted f-tuba
Who sent him to cuba

There once was a donkey-less priest
In despair at the loss of his beast
He consulted f-tuba
Who sent him to cuba
Which didn't suit him in the least

A rat in a hat on a mat

A rat in a hat on a mat
couldn't tell tit from tat