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Subject: Sad Moment

With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is
worth reflecting on the death of a very important person that almost went
unnoticed last week.

Larry LaPrise, the man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died peacefully at age
93. The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin.

They put his left leg in. And then the trouble started.

Shut up, Smarty.

Funny you should say that, c-snake, because at the end of the e-mail message I received that contained that, the original sender had written, "Shut up. You know it's funny."

:p :p

Hehe.

I just sent it out with an apology and disclaimer.

this, my friend cracked me up

Something to offend both sides :)

After numerous rounds of "We don't even know if Osama is still alive", Osama himself decided to send George Bush and John Kerry each the same letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still
in the game.

They opened the letter and it appeared to contain a coded message:
"S370HSSV-0773H."

Kerry was baffled, so he copied it and mailed it to John Edwards.

Edwards and his advisors had no clue either, so they sent it to the Democratic National Committee.

Bush was baffled, so he copied it and mailed it to Dick Cheney.

Cheney and his advisors had no clue either, so they sent it to the Republican National Committee.

No one could solve it, so it went to the National Education Association and then to MIT.

Kerry sent it to Michael Dukakis who then sent it to Teddy Kennedy.

Bush sent his to the CIA & DIA, which couldn't figure it out either.

Eventually they both asked Britain's MI6 for help. MI6 cabled back:

"Tell the President and the Presidential Hopeful that they are looking at the message upside down."

-- Aud

http://www.fvckthesouth.com <--- change the v to u for a workable link. :p

Ahahahahaa Smartypants. Beale's gonna love this...

something that made me laugh not today but yesterday is when Blake was serving a customer and he was taking their order and suddenly one of the other servers came up behind him and they pull the string on his apron and it fell down but Blake had forgot his belt and the other server didn't know that he was using the string to keep his pants up too! so his pants fell down!!!

maybe not today..but saturday....

A Prairie Home Companion / NPR

Cowboys

"I am not, I regret to say, a discreet and fetching sleeper. Most people when they nod off look as if they could do with a blanket; I look as if I could do with medical attention. I sleep as if injected with a powerful experimental muscle relaxant. My legs fall open in a grotesque come-hither manner; my knuckles brush the floor. Whatever is inside -- tongue, uvula, moist bubbles of intestinal air -- decides to leak out. From time to time, like one of those nodding-duck toys, my head tips forward to empty a quart or so of viscous drool onto my lap, then falls back to begin loading again with a noise like a toilet cistern filling. And I snore, hugely and helplessly, like a cartoon character, with rubbery flapping lips and prolonged steam-valve exhalations. For long periods I grow unnaturally still, in a way that inclines onlookers to exchange glances and lean forward in concern, then dramatically I stiffen and, after a tantalizing pause, begin to bounce and jostle in a series of whole-body spasms of the sort that bring to mind an electric chair when the switch is thrown. Then I shriek once or twice in a piercing and effeminate mannerand wake up to find that all motion within five hundred feet has stopped and all children under eight are clutching their mothers' hems. It is a terrible burden to bear."

-- Bill Bryson, In a Sunburned Country

What's with the aus lit lately?