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Frieda 12-07-2004 07:28 PM


Avalon 12-07-2004 08:00 PM

Frieda!!
Are Milli Vanilli the new Hasselhoff?? :p

priceyfatprude 12-08-2004 01:55 AM

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Originally posted by Spicy Jack
still better than the Hoff
You are dead to me now.

Audreyvgs 12-08-2004 12:18 PM


priceyfatprude 12-08-2004 10:43 PM


sparticle 12-09-2004 12:24 AM

Quote:

Boy, I feel safer now that Martha's behind bars. O.J. & Kobe are walking around, but they take the one woman in America willing to cook and clean and haul her to jail.

:D

Coffee 12-12-2004 03:39 AM

I was trying to find a nice way to say something about the drum set behind leo...this is so much better. :D :D :D

Quote:

Originally posted by madasacutsnake
Ally.

A drum kit?

No.

I found it helped to change my frame of reference from

"being a mummy is a really good and fun thing"

to

"it truly greatly sucks cow's big hairy smelly *ss".


Large Marge 12-12-2004 04:46 AM

David Hasselhoff looks like a woman dressed up like a man.

Gatsby 12-12-2004 06:20 AM

David Hasselhoff IS a woman dressed up like a man. A woman on hormone-therapy-gone-awry.

Spicy Jack 12-13-2004 05:51 PM

Quote:

Q: Dani from Dallas, Texas writes:


Barney-
My scottie, Cooper has a question for you. How does sandpaper feel?


A:Barney, First Dog:


Ruff!!!!!
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HEE HOOO HAAA

^^^hahahahahaha

Clytie 12-13-2004 07:04 PM

"look free penguins!!!"

rmr 12-13-2004 08:03 PM

actual conversation

fool: kentucky's in wisconsin, right?

me: yes, it is.

dinzdale 12-13-2004 08:11 PM

The Cleveland Indians general manager is wondering what to do for some better pitching, when one of his assistants suggests they follow up a lead on a 17 yr old Iraqi kid. They travel top Bagdad, and watch as the kid throws 100 mph fastballs, wicked sliders and a curveball that moves both ways.
The Indians sign the boy and he takes the mound on opening day. Everyone is ther to see the young Iraqi pitch. 3 hours later the younmg lad is the talk of the baseball world as he throws 9 innings of shut-out baseball, including 22 strikeouts, as the opponents are made to look silly, flailing away and missing embarrasingly.
Later that evening, he calls his mother to tell her of how great everyone has trested him, and what a great day he had.
"Well good for you my selfish son", berates his mother. "While you were having fun playing your silly game, your father was shot in the leg, you sister was abducted by a street gang, and your younger brother was arrested for looting"
"I'm sorry mother", says the boy, now in tears.
"And so you should be, after all, it was your idea to bring us all to Cleveland"

sparticle 12-13-2004 08:20 PM

He should be glad the Astros didn't sign him.

madasacutsnake 12-13-2004 10:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by rmr
actual conversation

fool: kentucky's in wisconsin, right?

me: yes, it is.

Where the Hell do you work?

And if you're not getting paid to hear that, you need some new friends.


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