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funkytuba 05-06-2011 06:52 PM

There once was a nun in a cloister
Who found singing hymns made her moister
to the priest she confessed
as she slowly undressed.
He declared her possessed and devoiced her

He devoiced her with such a small gag
That it didn't quite silence the hag

Marcus Bales 05-07-2011 12:26 AM

There once was a nun in a cloister
Who found singing hymns made her moister
to the priest she confessed
as she slowly undressed.
He declared her possessed and devoiced her

He devoiced her with such a small gag
That it didn't quite silence the hag
He took off her halter
and there on the altar

funkytuba 05-09-2011 06:49 PM

There once was a nun in a cloister
Who found singing hymns made her moister
to the priest she confessed
as she slowly undressed.
He declared her possessed and devoiced her

He devoiced her with such a small gag
That it didn't quite silence the hag.
Then he borrowed her halter
and there on the altar
They sang Wondrous Love, him in drag

Marcus Bales 05-11-2011 10:14 PM

They bowed as the Bishop walked in

Marcus Bales 05-15-2011 10:44 AM

They bowed as the Bishop walked in
Each hoping his own private sin

Coffee 05-15-2011 01:13 PM

They bowed as the Bishop walked in
Each hoping his own private sin
would pale in event
that today was Lent

Marcus Bales 05-15-2011 11:44 PM

They bowed as the Bishop walked in
Each hoping his own private sin
would pale in event
that today was Lent
And His Holiness blasted on gin

Hyakujo's Fox 05-16-2011 10:10 PM

I heard that an old pope in Rome
Had a thing for St Peter's dome

Marcus Bales 05-17-2011 08:39 AM

I heard that an old pope in Rome
Had a thing for St Peter's dome
he thought it had dated
so he had it plated
with high fins, glass, turquoise, and chrome.

Marcus Bales 05-17-2011 08:42 AM

"I once had a codpiece," he said

funkytuba 05-17-2011 05:22 PM

"I once had a codpiece," he said
"And its inside was plated in lead"

Marcus Bales 05-18-2011 08:48 AM

"I once had a codpiece," he said
"And its inside was plated in lead.
It hung down so low

Hyakujo's Fox 05-18-2011 10:46 AM

"I once had a codpiece," he said
"And its inside was plated in lead.
It hung down so low
and swung to and fro

Marcus Bales 05-18-2011 11:31 PM

"I once had a codpiece," he said
"And its inside was plated in lead.
It hung down so low
and swung to and fro
and scraped on the ground til I bled."

Marcus Bales 05-18-2011 11:33 PM

I wish that this plane still had wings


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