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ambo 09-29-2006 10:10 PM

l'azizza 09-30-2006 03:23 AM

For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage. WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.

rapscalious rob 09-30-2006 04:23 AM

This had me & my babe laughing so hard we hurt. Especially me. Ow.


madasacutsnake 09-30-2006 07:22 PM

My two bosses discussing our uber-boss who has once again caused a staff member to resign through her bullying ways.

Boss 1: She doesn't do it to me because I argue back

Boss 2: And she doesn't do it to Snake because she's too scared of her

nitsupak 09-30-2006 09:30 PM

I couldn't help this guys. Maybe this paints me as an old fogey, but I howled when I saw this. My retired uncle with not a lot to do sends me jokes all the time, so, I thought I would share this with you :D


To commemorate her 69th birthday on October 1, Actress/vocalist, Julie
Andrews made a special appearance at Manhattan's Radio City Music Hall for
the benefit of the AARP.

One of the musical numbers she performed was "My Favorite Things" from the
legendary movie "Sound Of Music." Here are the lyrics she used:

Maalox and nose drops and needles for knitting,
Walkers and handrails and new dental fittings,
Bundles of magazines tied up in string,
These are a few of my favorite things.

Cadillacs and cataracts and hearing aids and glasses,
Polident and Fixodent and false teeth in glasses,
Pacemakers, golf carts and porches with swings,

When the pipes leak,
When the bones creak,
When the knees go bad,
I simply remember my favorite things,
And then I don't feel so bad.

Hot tea and crumpets and corn pads for bunions,
No spicy hot food or food cooked with onions,
Bathrobes and heating pads and hot meals they bring,
These are a few of my favorite things.

Back pains, confused brains, and no fear of sinnin',
Thin bones and fractures and hair that is thinnin',
And we won't mention our short shrunken frames,
When we remember our favorite things.

Avalon 09-30-2006 09:55 PM

Read the scrabble board....

lapietra 10-03-2006 06:16 PM

Jack Flanders 10-03-2006 07:35 PM

:D :D :D

ambo 10-03-2006 07:42 PM

Is your mouse calibrated?

You should do this every few days. More often if you spend a lot of time on the computer.

To re-calibrate your mouse, click and hold on the Y below. Then drag the Y toward the g. If it doesn't work, you might want to clean your mouse.

You dumb ass. You'll believe anything

ambo 10-04-2006 01:02 PM

Just came across this exercise suggested for seniors,or anyone for that matter, to build muscle strength in the arms and shoulders. It seems so easy so I thought that I'd pass it on to some of my friends and family.

The article suggested doing it three days a week. Begin by standing on a comfortable surface, where you have plenty of room at each side. With a 5 lb potato sack in each hand, extend your arms straight out from your sides and hold them there as long as you can.

Try to reach a full minute, then relax. Each day, you'll find that you can hold this position for just a bit longer. After a couple of weeks, move up to 10 lb potato sacks. Then 50 lb potato sacks and then eventually try to get to where you can lift a 100 lb potato sack in each hand and hold your arms straight for more than a full minute (I'm at this level).

After you feel confident at that level, put a potato in each of the sacks.

l'azizza 10-04-2006 02:10 PM

auntie aubrey 10-04-2006 03:22 PM

welcome to wadded paper site!

Smartypants 10-04-2006 05:10 PM

Smartypants 10-04-2006 05:30 PM


ambo 10-04-2006 05:50 PM


Originally Posted by auntie aubrey

Holy crap, I haven't laughed this hard in a long time!

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