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madasacutsnake 04-23-2006 10:49 AM

this thread

trisherina 04-23-2006 01:23 PM

"Lambs in a thick rich sauce." Sssh. She still keeps asking to make them again.

craig johnston 04-23-2006 05:46 PM

give her lambingtons and see if she notices the difference


xfox 04-23-2006 11:06 PM

Written in white on back window of a nice new pickup truck "Just Married" and on the drivers side, back window, "God Help me Please!"

madasacutsnake 04-24-2006 08:57 AM

Quote from email received today:

You might be interested to hear that Scott got totally drunk on Thursday night and occupied himself with some girl. Then, his car having disappeared, he reported it stolen (car, not the girl), except he could not tell the police exactly where he had left it, because he was too drunk to remember.

All is OK now. He had left it up an alley and it was not stolen at all.

Business continues totally flat, unfortunately.

I cannot imagine why...........

jasmina 04-24-2006 01:09 PM

(from Married to the Sea)

smellyrayzin 04-24-2006 06:10 PM

since we are posting married to the sea:

ambo 04-24-2006 11:22 PM

And this is only April. The coming months promise the birth of the Brad Pitt-Angelina Jolie baby, still in utero but already presumed unprecedentedly gorgeous. "Not since Jesus has a baby been so eagerly anticipated," New York magazine wrote.

JesusTitties 04-25-2006 10:27 AM

lapietra 04-25-2006 01:30 PM

A link to a news story: "Bush seeks to ease gas pressure".

craig johnston 04-25-2006 03:44 PM



lapietra 04-25-2006 06:09 PM

from this blog:

At 4:16 PM, Anonymous said...

Careful Chet soup is hot.

At 5:10 PM, Anonymous said...

soup not hot. soup wash hands.

chet's frend.

At 11:01 AM, Anonymous said...

Noooo Chet that soAp

At 10:40 AM, Anonymous said...

Oh. No wonder my mouth taste funny.

Jack Flanders 04-26-2006 06:07 PM

I've found a supplier!!!!

Now there's no excuse!!!!

Frieda 04-27-2006 08:01 AM

this usa woman on tv referring to people with a dark skin in the NLs as "african americans"


Max Headroom 04-27-2006 06:37 PM

I once saw a similar instance (on amazing race) where some USA type was lost in euro land and could not get directions. Starting complaining about "foreigners"

Frieda 04-28-2006 06:23 AM

the wall of this new villa in the town of Woerden in the NLs:

it says "LUL", which means dick.

how cool is that?? if it was my house i would've kept it :D
anyway, they chopped it out and it now looks like this:

just a bunch of boring bricks :rolleyes:

ambo 04-28-2006 08:22 PM

JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: "The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt." Concerned, James asked: "What happened to the flea?"

ambo 04-28-2006 08:29 PM

Okay, to be fair, this also made me frown :mad:

JesusTitties 04-28-2006 11:36 PM

Smartypants 04-29-2006 09:50 PM

From an online religious advice Web page:

"God has commanded us to 'Go Forth and Multipy' and therefore rampant sex and orgies are clearly NOT sinful. The only catch here is that by participating in homosexual sex you will be unable (by definition) to multiply - thus incurring God's wrath. If however, you were to recite your multiplication tables (i.e. 2x2=4, 3x3=9...) while engaging in homosexual sex then that would certainly satisfy the requirement and prevent any potential 'Wrath of God' type lighting strikes."

Jack Flanders 04-29-2006 09:52 PM

:) :) A quiet day here, huh?

surflugen 05-02-2006 07:07 PM

Saw this on the side of Golds Gym today"

If you are not satisfied after 30 days, We will give your old body back"

Max Headroom 05-02-2006 08:53 PM

At the gym today, got off the machine, went to spray it down. The spray thing was on "stream." I shot some hottie beside me right in the face with it.... It was awesome... bust a gut laughing

smellyrayzin 05-02-2006 10:28 PM

oh stephen colbert... how i love you.

Klassic Kolbert

Jack Flanders 05-03-2006 01:21 AM

Wow! That kiss!!

lapietra 05-04-2006 06:05 PM

From Julia Sweeny's blog (I hadn't read it for awhile) 2-18-06:

"Sometimes I think I have a love affair with a certain kind of food – for a while it was Snappy Tom – that spicy tomato juice. I had to have it every day, every single day. I thought about my Snappy Tom when I wasn’t home and I looked forward to that rush of spice and tomato hitting my tongue. Then I began to have Snappy Tom several times during the day and the spices were so intense I began to be unable to taste any other food. Everything began to taste like Snappy Tom. You couldn’t have a glass of Snappy Tom and then have a bowl of cereal, for example. Your whole mouth was all Snappy Tom. Eventually I longed for other tastes, and so inevitably, one day, I broke up with Snappy Tom.

And I didn’t partake in him for months.

And then, slowly, he made his way back into my life. And we developed a more casual, realistic relationship – a Snappy Tom every once in a while when I was in the mood. It was never like it was at the beginning between Tom and me, but still – we found a way to be together in a more sustainable way. And it was like Snappy Tom and I would remember the old days, the days when I was obsessed with Snappy Tom. Sometimes I found myself chuckling as I poured a glass, thinking: “Remember when I was in a panic if I was out of Snappy Tom? Oh Tom, that was just nuts!” Or now, I order Snappy Tom on the plane and I shake my head – oh…Tom. Tom!"

Smartypants 05-05-2006 01:10 PM

jasmina 05-06-2006 02:53 AM

New ad on the tube ("subway") in London.

As you're going up the escalators, there are big posters saying:
"Can you detect cocaine on this poster?
Sniffer dogs can."

I have images of people running back down the escalators trying to lick the poster.

(btw do you think they really put coke on them?
Aw poor dogs, huh? :) )

Audreyvgs 05-07-2006 01:11 AM

Fun with the Leafblower
JT inspired me.

I think in that tongue one he looks like Jimmy Neutron.... we laughed our asses off.

Jack Flanders 05-07-2006 01:43 AM

OMG!!! That is so funny. I'll will not let my son see that. He'd try it.

Audreyvgs 05-07-2006 11:49 AM

lapietra 05-08-2006 08:10 PM

AllegroNg 05-08-2006 08:32 PM

My god, I think that's my cat!!!

lapietra 05-08-2006 08:43 PM


Originally Posted by AllegroNg
My god, I think that's my cat!!!

aww! *gives kitty a cheek massage*

Hyakujo's Fox 05-08-2006 09:49 PM


Originally Posted by lapietra


smellyrayzin 05-10-2006 12:04 AM

"Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar."

priceyfatprude 05-10-2006 03:23 AM

TopcatBopcatBoo: are you going to jazz in the mud


every year it rains the week before. EVERY. YEAAAARRRRRRR.

magdalen 05-10-2006 04:28 AM

smellyrayzin 05-10-2006 12:26 PM

stephen colbert dancing = love

magdalen 05-10-2006 12:29 PM

^^^^^^ :D :D :D Great!!

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