Ladies & gentlemen, as your bratenderine feels a slight hangover and is very tired, it is SELF SERVICE FRIDAY today  (I've replaced the petrol of course by a slightly healthier liquid!!) :) Oh and the price is.... let's say times 10 cos I really *heart* my guests.... particularly when blootered :D |
Mmmm, just a pint of... it it beer? From that barrel?
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 this should clear things up - order by the jug and you can't go wrong |
I apologised to the drive-through attendant when my pommy cousin ordered VB.
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coulda been worse - might've asked for foster's
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the bra is open- wrong day but i don't fwking care-- i fancy more whipskies.
it;s self-service today because yours truly has justpoked herself in the eye with a baguette. maybe one day i will learn to immediately put away my groceries instead of waiting until i come home a wee bit drunk. |
 proost |
oh and there's cat barf in the hallway--
shall i clean it up now or tomorrow after i step in it with my bare feet? |
PRATYTIME!!!!!!  ;) :) |
firday AGAIN? acannie believe it!!
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And cannie you drink and be merry also in disbelief?
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stephi_b i think you are a nonstop praty-animal!
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Yes, maybe.... :o
PRATY PRATY PRATY!!!!! with dancing in the streets and all :) |
i'll think i'll just sit quietly and have two to myself
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two cauliflowers?
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