Maybe you should stop storing your stash in there.

problem is, they're not mine

^Sure, sure. That's what they all say.

barkeep! a large white wine and a small hat if you please...

*pssst* HF! It's Monday.

^^^
not in australia.

;)

I must put an end to coincidence.

*peaked too early* :o


many have tried. :)

^^^Hey man, I feel ya. Sometimes I just gotta have a Shirley Temple on a Tuesday.

**knock knock knock**

Open up, I'm bored!
What?!? It's not too early for cocktail peanuts.

oh god, is it that time already?
i haven't got over the last one yet.

:o

Awww, c'mon!! I promise not to punch you again! Just don't whisper to me again. TIP might be lurking somewhere.

He's so overprotective. I thinik he has a Napoleon complex.

nonsense, pearly !

bartender, I'll have a tall glass of long island iced tea. And please do something about this barstool, it must be smaller than the other ones or something. I can barely see over the bar.

please monsieur

bratender

brastool

bra

but of course, mon cher !