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Marcus Bales 01-16-2010 09:53 AM

But down in apartment 2-I
It's guy-girl, girl-girl, and guy-guy

YsaPur EsChomuw 01-16-2010 01:06 PM

But down in apartment 2-I
It's guy-girl, girl-girl, and guy-guy
They're learning to dance

Hyakujo's Fox 01-17-2010 10:45 AM

But down in apartment 2-I
It's guy-girl, girl-girl, and guy-guy
They're learning to dance
In bell bottom pants

Coffee 01-17-2010 04:12 PM

But down in apartment 2-I
It's guy-girl, girl-girl, and guy-guy
They're learning to dance
In bell bottom pants
and needing a threesome that's bi

Marcus Bales 01-20-2010 10:45 AM

"In bell-bottom pants"? How outre!

Hyakujo's Fox 01-21-2010 10:15 AM

"In bell-bottom pants"? How outre!
I never have tried it that way

Marcus Bales 01-25-2010 05:26 PM

"In bell-bottom pants"? How outre!
I never have tried it that way
but since I can see

funkytuba 02-08-2010 01:58 AM

"In bell-bottom pants"? How outre!
I never have tried it that way
but since I can see
your pink thong popping free

Marcus Bales 03-19-2010 12:31 PM

"In bell-bottom pants"? How outre!
I never have tried it that way --
but since I can see
your pink thong popping free --
I think that I very well may.

Hyakujo's Fox 05-03-2011 10:34 AM

There once was a nun in a cloister

Marcus Bales 05-04-2011 12:18 AM

There once was a nun in a cloister
Who found singing hymns made her moister

Hyakujo's Fox 05-05-2011 05:35 AM

There once was a nun in a cloister
Who found singing hymns made her moister
to the priest she confessed

Marcus Bales 05-05-2011 09:15 AM

There once was a nun in a cloister
Who found singing hymns made her moister
to the priest she confessed
as she slowly undressed

funkytuba 05-05-2011 07:51 PM

There once was a nun in a cloister
Who found singing hymns made her moister
to the priest she confessed
as she slowly undressed.
He declared her possessed and devoiced her

Marcus Bales 05-06-2011 12:34 PM

He devoiced her with such a small cut

funkytuba 05-06-2011 06:52 PM

There once was a nun in a cloister
Who found singing hymns made her moister
to the priest she confessed
as she slowly undressed.
He declared her possessed and devoiced her

He devoiced her with such a small gag
That it didn't quite silence the hag

Marcus Bales 05-07-2011 12:26 AM

There once was a nun in a cloister
Who found singing hymns made her moister
to the priest she confessed
as she slowly undressed.
He declared her possessed and devoiced her

He devoiced her with such a small gag
That it didn't quite silence the hag
He took off her halter
and there on the altar

funkytuba 05-09-2011 06:49 PM

There once was a nun in a cloister
Who found singing hymns made her moister
to the priest she confessed
as she slowly undressed.
He declared her possessed and devoiced her

He devoiced her with such a small gag
That it didn't quite silence the hag.
Then he borrowed her halter
and there on the altar
They sang Wondrous Love, him in drag

Marcus Bales 05-11-2011 10:14 PM

They bowed as the Bishop walked in

Marcus Bales 05-15-2011 10:44 AM

They bowed as the Bishop walked in
Each hoping his own private sin

Coffee 05-15-2011 01:13 PM

They bowed as the Bishop walked in
Each hoping his own private sin
would pale in event
that today was Lent

Marcus Bales 05-15-2011 11:44 PM

They bowed as the Bishop walked in
Each hoping his own private sin
would pale in event
that today was Lent
And His Holiness blasted on gin

Hyakujo's Fox 05-16-2011 10:10 PM

I heard that an old pope in Rome
Had a thing for St Peter's dome

Marcus Bales 05-17-2011 08:39 AM

I heard that an old pope in Rome
Had a thing for St Peter's dome
he thought it had dated
so he had it plated
with high fins, glass, turquoise, and chrome.

Marcus Bales 05-17-2011 08:42 AM

"I once had a codpiece," he said

funkytuba 05-17-2011 05:22 PM

"I once had a codpiece," he said
"And its inside was plated in lead"

Marcus Bales 05-18-2011 08:48 AM

"I once had a codpiece," he said
"And its inside was plated in lead.
It hung down so low

Hyakujo's Fox 05-18-2011 10:46 AM

"I once had a codpiece," he said
"And its inside was plated in lead.
It hung down so low
and swung to and fro

Marcus Bales 05-18-2011 11:31 PM

"I once had a codpiece," he said
"And its inside was plated in lead.
It hung down so low
and swung to and fro
and scraped on the ground til I bled."

Marcus Bales 05-18-2011 11:33 PM

I wish that this plane still had wings

Coffee 05-19-2011 12:12 AM

I wish that this plane still had wings
and some of those propeller things

Marcus Bales 05-19-2011 12:16 AM

I wish that this plane still had wings
and some of those propeller things
it's unlikely prayer
will suspend us in air

funkytuba 05-19-2011 12:36 AM

I wish that this plane still had wings
and some of those propeller things
it's unlikely prayer
will suspend us in air
so let's all say "bye" to our dings

Marcus Bales 05-20-2011 09:19 AM

The rapture is coming, they say

Coffee 05-20-2011 12:44 PM

The rapture is coming, they say
Aztecs claim next year, 'round May

Marcus Bales 05-21-2011 08:36 AM

The rapture is coming, they say
Aztecs claim next year, 'round May
but all these predictions

Coffee 05-21-2011 12:46 PM

The rapture is coming, they say
Aztecs claim next year, 'round May
but all these predictions
just like old Dick Nixon's

Marcus Bales 05-23-2011 01:11 AM

The rapture is coming, they say
Aztecs claim next year, 'round May
but all these predictions
just like old Dick Nixon's
will end in the usual way

Marcus Bales 05-23-2011 01:44 AM

"I'm tired of having your back,"

Hyakujo's Fox 05-24-2011 02:00 AM

"I'm tired of having your back,
And picking up all of your slack"


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