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Marcus Bales 05-24-2011 08:12 AM

"I'm tired of having your back,
And picking up all of your slack"
She took off her shirt
And all of his hurt

Hyakujo's Fox 05-25-2011 05:47 AM

"I'm tired of having your back,
And picking up all of your slack"
She took off her shirt
And all of his hurt
Was dissolved at the sight of her rack

Marcus Bales 05-25-2011 08:06 AM

When two minds are thinking as one

Coffee 05-25-2011 12:51 PM

When two minds are thinking as one
the spaces between them become

Marcus Bales 05-26-2011 12:35 AM

When two minds are thinking as one
the spaces between them become
a bit claustrophobic

Hyakujo's Fox 05-26-2011 01:17 AM

When two minds are thinking as one
the spaces between them become
a bit claustrophobic
the air, anaerobic
til at last with a sigh, they succumb

Marcus Bales 05-26-2011 08:09 AM

Is anything better than this

Hyakujo's Fox 05-26-2011 11:29 AM

Is anything better than this
Saying goodnight with a kiss

Marcus Bales 05-26-2011 11:21 PM

Is anything better than this
Saying goodnight with a kiss
and copping a feel

Hyakujo's Fox 05-29-2011 11:31 AM

Is anything better than this
Saying goodnight with a kiss
and copping a feel
then hearing you squeal

Marcus Bales 05-29-2011 09:53 PM

Is anything better than this
Saying goodnight with a kiss
and copping a feel
then hearing you squeal
pursuing our mutual bliss

Marcus Bales 05-29-2011 09:54 PM

under the bed, nude, I hear

Coffee 06-03-2011 12:11 AM

under the bed, nude, I hear
the grunting of seven reindeer

Marcus Bales 07-31-2011 09:38 PM

under the bed, nude, I hear
the grunting of seven reindeer
as Santa Claus hums
and Mrs Claus comes
like the sound of an opening beer.

zenbabe 07-24-2012 03:19 PM

There are some things that haven't been missed

Marcus Bales 07-25-2012 08:31 PM

There are some things that haven't been missed
Since the last time we met for a tryst

xfox 07-27-2012 10:26 AM

There are some things that haven't been missed
Since the last time we met for a tryst
You disappeared

Hyakujo's Fox 07-27-2012 11:18 AM

There are some things that haven't been missed
Since the last time we met for a tryst
You disappeared
To grow this long beard

brightpearl 07-27-2012 12:22 PM

There are some things that haven't been missed
Since the last time we met for a tryst.
You disappeared
To grow this long beard,
And with that thing I can't coexist.

dinzdale 07-31-2012 11:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nycwriters (Post 11528)
1. There once was a fellah named Dinz
2. who drank one too many gins.
3. He woke up on the floor,
4. On a three-dollar whore
5. And she became the fifth Mrs. Dinz

see that's Peg in 2003. Nostalgia for you. bastards

topcat 08-01-2012 02:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dinzdale (Post 431690)
see that's Peg in 2003. Nostalgia for you. bastards

wasnt that wife number four

Marcus Bales 08-06-2012 12:39 AM

When Dinzdale returned still unchanged

Hyakujo's Fox 08-07-2012 01:18 AM

When Dinzdale returned still unchanged
Some sly knowing looks were exchanged

funkytuba 08-07-2012 01:58 PM

When Dinzdale returned still unchanged
Some sly knowing looks were exchanged
For under the covers

YsaPur EsChomuw 08-07-2012 04:21 PM

When Dinzdale returned still unchanged
Some sly knowing looks were exchanged
For under the covers
lay all his ex-lovers

funkytuba 08-07-2012 08:16 PM

When Dinzdale returned still unchanged
Some sly knowing looks were exchanged
For under the covers
lay all his ex-lovers
And each one was clearly deranged

xfox 08-11-2012 10:26 PM

Now that we've landed on Mars

Coffee 08-12-2012 04:30 AM

Now that we've landed on Mars
three times with robotic cars

Hyakujo's Fox 08-13-2012 01:55 AM

Now that we've landed on Mars
three times with robotic cars
it's time to think grander

trisherina 08-13-2012 01:15 PM

Now that we've landed on Mars
three times with robotic cars
it's time to think grander
and build the next lander

funkytuba 08-13-2012 06:39 PM

Now that we've landed on Mars
three times with robotic cars
it's time to think grander
and build the next lander
From duct tape and cuban cigars

Coffee 08-13-2012 08:57 PM

The Cubans would love to get in

Marcus Bales 08-13-2012 10:04 PM

The Cubans would love to get in
To get under Rubio's skin

funkytuba 10-15-2012 06:57 AM

The Cubans would love to get in
To get under Rubio's skin.
They'd wait until dark-o
Then call to him "Marco....!"

Hyakujo's Fox 11-03-2012 08:45 PM

The Cubans would love to get in
To get under Rubio's skin.
They'd wait until dark-o
Then call to him "Marco....!"
And that's when the fun would begin

Hyakujo's Fox 11-03-2012 08:49 PM

From now on I will not be thwarted

Brynn 11-19-2012 07:30 PM

From now on I will not be thwarted
from declaring all ill-will aborted

Hyakujo's Fox 12-07-2012 03:29 AM

From now on I will not be thwarted
from declaring all ill-will aborted
You will all learn to smile

YsaPur EsChomuw 12-07-2012 11:53 AM

From now on I will not be thwarted
from declaring all ill-will aborted
You will all learn to smile
Without deceit or guile

funkytuba 12-24-2012 09:20 AM

From now on I will not be thwarted
from declaring all ill-will aborted
You will all learn to smile
Without deceit or guile
And if caught then you will be reported


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