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Brynn 12-07-2005 05:31 PM

"Science, unlike theology, never leads to insanity."

Except of course for all those "mad scientists" running amok out there... :D

smellyrayzin 12-07-2005 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Smartypants

hahahahahhahahahaha I LOVE THAT EPISODE!
"He-hello Sally? Hey hey its Peter Griffin ... yeah thats right senior prom yeah its been a while yeah. So ahh listen, I just found out I'm retarded, I'm calling to let you know, ahh you might to get yourself tested. .... Hello?"

ambo 12-08-2005 07:31 PM

This may come as a surprise to those of you not living in Las Vegas but there are more Catholic churches there than casinos.

Not surprisingly, some worshippers at Sunday services will give casino chips rather than cash when the basket is passed.

Since they get chips from so many different casinos, the churches have devised a method to collect the offerings.

The churches send all their collected chips to a nearby Franciscan Monastery for sorting and then the chips are taken to the casinos of origin and cashed in.

This is done by a chip monk.









Hi Sparticle !
Oh Dinz :rolleyes:

Jack Flanders 12-08-2005 08:13 PM

HAHAHA!!

Hyakujo's Fox 12-08-2005 08:36 PM

"To women, this movie is akin to a deep-fried chocolate dildo."

Jack Flanders 12-08-2005 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hyakujo's Fox
"To women, this movie is akin to a deep-fried chocolate dildo."

OK - who said that and what was the movie?

craig johnston 12-08-2005 09:27 PM

fox said it and he's always right. it's annoying
and boring, but true.
:rolleyes:

Hyakujo's Fox 12-08-2005 09:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jack Flanders
OK - who said that and what was the movie?

Wouldn't you like to know.

craig johnston 12-08-2005 09:47 PM

see what i mean?
Freddie flintoooooooofffffffffff!
:)

Avalon 12-08-2005 09:56 PM

Quote:

How many men really like the movie Pirates of the Caribbean? It's a fairly routine action adventure which is fun but nothing special, after all.

But women. Oh, but women. To women, this movie is akin to a deep-fried chocolate dildo. It's celluliod Spanish fly. I'd recommend the movie to any teen boy hoping to get some action.
:)

ambo 12-08-2005 10:40 PM

yup

Jack Flanders 12-09-2005 12:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hyakujo's Fox
"To women, this movie is akin to a deep-fried chocolate dildo."

Sooo! What was the the frickin movie? :mad: :mad: :mad:

Hyakujo's Fox 12-09-2005 12:32 AM

See Avalon's post. ^^^ :o :o :o

Frieda 12-09-2005 06:30 AM


ambo 12-09-2005 01:53 PM

omg, that is too funny !

Brynn 12-09-2005 09:25 PM

Air Force guide to spotting a terrorist

Jack Flanders 12-09-2005 09:39 PM

Hmmm???! Not quite a camel toe, but....

beckstra 12-09-2005 09:54 PM

My sister went as Mary Catherine Ghallager for Halloween. She actually got 1st place at the party we were at because my sister does GREAT impressions, also, she memorized half of the movie and recited it from stage.

(picture on my blog)

Jack Flanders 12-10-2005 12:20 AM

Love your new art and Kristin is so on for the character!!

Jack Flanders 12-10-2005 12:54 AM

I love the Lord of the Rings Trilogy but this is great: and these guys did a lot of the filming in the South Bend IN area where I lived for awhile. These guys are so cool and they had a real small budget but did so much!! It's Monty Python '05!

WWW.dorkoftherings.com

priceyfatprude 12-10-2005 02:43 AM


ShopaholicChick 12-10-2005 12:56 PM

My brother just went to the bathroom and my cat drove head first into the bugerking bag to eat his hash brown..and got stuck..so for about 3 minutes he was going in cicrles backwards int he middle of the floor...trying to get out of the bag...but all the while he was eating hashbrowns...there was none left when he got his head out of the bag LMAO..i know it may not be funny to non-cat owners...but if u have ever seen a cat stuck in a bag trying to eat food...u know how funny it can be

shopaholicchick
http://www.cafepress.com/shopaholicchick

ambo 12-10-2005 02:15 PM

this did

§olomon 12-10-2005 03:39 PM


Avalon 12-10-2005 03:51 PM

dance!
 
www.collegehumor.com/movies/1611780/

Jack Flanders 12-10-2005 04:00 PM

Hahahahahahaha!!! Oops - here comes the manager!!!

§olomon 12-11-2005 08:45 AM


beckstra 12-11-2005 11:49 AM


trisherina 12-12-2005 02:15 AM


smellyrayzin 12-12-2005 04:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by madasacutsnake
That gif smells of bacon.

<3

madasacutsnake 12-19-2005 12:16 AM

"there is some of the good old Australian 'bash-your-friend' as a sign of friendship"

Smartypants 12-19-2005 04:23 PM

Sarah Silverman sings gospel!

Bipolarbear 12-19-2005 09:55 PM

At my school, every other day the entire school has a sort of study hall for the last hour and a half of the day. My study hall is in the choir room, where there are a lot of chairs arranged on these step things. Today there was a group talking loudly and the same guy kept leaning back and falling from the top row to the bottom row. He fell at least four times, and kept leaning his chair back.

Jack Flanders 12-19-2005 10:00 PM

What a moron. :D :D That made me laugh.

12"razormix 12-20-2005 10:57 AM

In the wake of all the fluvial funereal obsequies that the media attached to Ronald Reagan's earthly departure, I felt obliged to remark that he had been the most overrated president in American history and the second most ignorant.

Then I added -- how could I not? -- guess who is the most ignorant? Half the audience applauded; the other half were outraged and groaned in true patriotic pain. Since George W. is not only a horse's ass, but vain and platitudinous to boot, it can hardly escape us that he is also serving (with all due inner incandescence) as God's chosen envoy for America.

Norman Mailer, here

madasacutsnake 12-21-2005 07:21 AM

I shouldn't be laughing.

I certainly shouldn't be copying, pasting and posting.

But I am.

Quote:

Originally Posted by craig johnston


does that mean that zero is topcat again?

:confused:


Avalon 12-21-2005 01:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by madasacutsnake
I shouldn't be laughing.

I certainly shouldn't be copying, pasting and posting.

But I am.

Originally Posted by craig johnston


does that mean that zero is topcat again?

:confused:

HAHAHAHAHAAA.!!..I know this gave T a good laugh .

madasacutsnake 12-23-2005 07:48 PM

From Fig Jam's notes:

I tried to give her a suppository but she fought back.

Frieda 12-24-2005 01:32 PM

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...389550&q=crash

Smartypants 12-27-2005 03:23 PM

Click.


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