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daverbee 06-13-2006 09:19 AM


trisherina 06-14-2006 12:46 PM

Poor Katie... couldn't tell the screen was up across the French doors, ran right into it and fell flat on her back with a yelp of confusion. Now she won't cross the threshold unless I show her that my foot will go over. :rolleyes:

ambo 06-14-2006 12:51 PM

She hasn't had an easy week, has she?

My father, big brute of a man, walked into the sliding glass door once holding a bowl full of bean salad. He didn't appreciate that the sight of the beans flying all over the room made us giggle uncontrollably.............

karma_queen 06-14-2006 04:04 PM

channel 4 news just described bush as 'fiesty'.

bless him.

(but not too much.)

Brynn 06-14-2006 11:22 PM

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...87316493151891


"The New Cowboy" :)







.

Jack Flanders 06-15-2006 12:23 AM

Oh God, Brynn that was so funny!!!! I can't even get my cat to come in the house while she's sitting next to the door for an hour.

magdalen 06-15-2006 02:42 AM

http://www.zefrank.com/bulletin/show...54&postcount=7 :D

l'azizza 06-15-2006 03:20 AM

yeah that's pretty funny..

my mind is a fvcking riot-
want more stories?

magdalen 06-15-2006 05:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by l'azizzanna
yeah that's pretty funny..

my mind is a fvcking riot-
want more stories?

It was the laughter of recognition :)

As a child I once read a story about seagulls that kept forgetting their name. So they all were called Anna in the hope one would remember.

Magdalanna
(at the moment I remember both)

l'azizza 06-16-2006 03:10 AM

Dear Magdalanna,

It's like this premise of a play we did in high school, The Zero Sum Mind. For every one thing I learn I forget something else!

trisherina 06-22-2006 12:56 AM

Quote:

You know, the lesson of the culotte is this: be what you are. If you're a skirt, embrace the skirtiness of your essential being. If you're a pair of pants -- deal with it. Don't be straddling that pants/skirt fence. Don't be a sartorial mugwump. Choose a side, dammit! (The culotte does not have a side. It is all middle.)
From A Dress A Day

l'azizza 06-22-2006 02:20 AM

quote
"you know it's evil if it involves culottes".

karma_queen 06-22-2006 03:27 AM

i really want some culottes...

daverbee 06-22-2006 09:18 AM

http://www.eepybird.com/index.html

Fun with Mentos and Diet Coke.

priceyfatprude 06-23-2006 01:45 AM

Flashbacks to senior year & that teacher I hated:


l'azizza 06-23-2006 04:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by karma_queen
i really want some culottes...

Karma, you'd make them look good!

magdalen 06-23-2006 05:29 PM

cat herding
 
the funny part of an ad :D


jasmina 06-26-2006 06:15 AM

Hitler cats
 
A blog dedicated to cats that look like Hitler

http://www.hitlercats.motime.com/

miaaaaaaoooooow

trisherina 06-29-2006 01:44 AM


ambo 06-29-2006 02:30 AM

I don't get it
:(

trisherina 06-29-2006 12:11 PM

(speaking in tongues is a commonplace Pentecostal experience)

ambo 06-29-2006 01:49 PM

Um, okay
;)

l'azizza 06-30-2006 03:49 AM

lol
the sign on the church's (on Prairie) billboard this week,

"So, you think it's hot here"?

Stellar 06-30-2006 03:59 AM

Cause I am not the coolest kid in town

The Show

because I just saw my first episode(s) today



but I saw two blind men today by the crosswalk
and one was using a cain to aid him, the other a dog. The man with the dog was ahead of me and the man with the cain had fallen behind

I get to the crosswalk and the man with the talk asks for someone to tell him when the light changes. I say I will and while we wait for the light the man with the cain comes tapping up behind us. He hits the man with the dog in the foot and says:Excuse me
The man with the dog says: No Problem I am actually visually impared myself.
When the light changes I help the man with the cain cross the street

Moral: I Saw two unrelated blind men walk into eachotherin the center of Philadelphia

valita 06-30-2006 05:59 PM

that made me laugh...
 
watching argentina choke it, after two overtime sessions. i had to laugh, it was so painful.



Quote:

Originally Posted by priceyfatprude
SIZZLINGCROTCH: man
SIZZLINGCROTCH: I cant cancel an AOL subscription online
JakeD409: try to do it over the phone
SIZZLINGCROTCH: no cuz they want my screenname when i cancel
SIZZLINGCROTCH: so I gotta be like "yeah, my screenname is SIZZLINGCROTCH"


source: http://www.jaked409.net/archive.html


AllegroNg 07-01-2006 08:12 PM

Pickles!!!

Master_Jedi 07-03-2006 08:11 AM

ur face

jasmina 07-03-2006 02:54 PM


karma_queen 07-03-2006 05:04 PM

there's a new man called colin at work. he wears a bra and lipstick. it made me giggle un-pc-ly into my disgusting vending machine coffee.

topcat 07-03-2006 05:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by karma_queen
there's a new man called dinz at work. he wears a bra and lipstick. it made me giggle un-pc-ly into my disgusting vending machine coffee.

.

magdalen 07-04-2006 02:22 AM

Frieda's CUT :)

Frieda 07-04-2006 05:48 PM

wat is er met mn kut? :eek:

magdalen 07-04-2006 05:51 PM

nee joh niet je kut maar je CUT, Custom User Title :D

Frieda 07-04-2006 05:56 PM

ow gelukkig :o




:D

JesusTitties 07-04-2006 08:04 PM

///

Jack Flanders 07-04-2006 08:36 PM

Poor baby, here's a bandaid.

ambo 07-05-2006 04:57 PM

Why Dogs Attack People




daverbee 07-05-2006 05:26 PM

^^^
I hate to laugh because they look so humiliated but that's part of why it's funny!:D

smellyrayzin 07-05-2006 08:35 PM

worried your cat is going to invade poland?
 
http://www.catsthatlooklikehitler.com/

LadyCrow 07-05-2006 08:41 PM

You Know You're From New Mexico When...

You buy salsa by the gallon.

You are still using the paper license tag that came with your car five years ago.

Your favorite restaurant has a chile list instead of a wine list.

You do all your shopping and banking at a drive-up window.

Your Christmas decorations include "a yard of sand and 200 paper bags".

You have license plates on your walls, but not on your car.

Most restaurants you go to begin with "El" or "Los".

You remember when Santa Fe was not like San Francisco.

You hated Texans until the Californians moved in.

The tires on your roof have more tread than the ones on your car.

You price-shop for tortillas.

You have an extra freezer just for green chile.

You think a red light is merely a suggestion.

You believe that using a turn signal is a sign of weakness.

You don't make eye contact with other drivers because you can't tell how well armed they are just by looking.

You think six tons of crushed rock makes a beautiful front lawn.

You have to sign a waiver to buy hot coffee at a drive-up window.

You ran for state legislature so you can speed legally.

You pass on the right because that's the fast-lane.

You have read a book while driving from Albuquerque to Las Vegas.

You know they don't skate at the Ice House and the Newsstand doesn't sell newspapers.

You think Sadies was better when it was in the bowling alley.

You have used aluminum foil and duct tape to repair your air conditioner.

You can't control your car on wet pavement.

There is a piece of a UFO displayed in your home.

You know that The Jesus Tortilla is not a band.

You wish you had invested in the orange barrel business.

You just got your fifth DWI and got elected to the state legislature in the same week.

Your swamp cooler got knocked off your roof by a dust devil.

You have been on TV more than three times telling about how your neighbor was shot or about your alien abduction.

You can actually hear the Taos hum.

All your out-of-state friends and relatives visit in October.

You know Vegas is a town in the northeastern part of the state.

You are afraid to drive through Mora and Espanola.

You iron your jeans to "dress up".

You don't see anything wrong with drive-up window liquor sales.

Your other vehicle is also a pick-up truck.

Two of your cousins are in Santa Fe, one in the legislature and the other in the state pen.

You know the punch line to at least one Espanola joke.

Your car is missing a fender or bumper.

You have driven to an Indian Casino at 3am because you were hungry.

You think the Lobos fight song is "Louie, Louie"

You know whether you want "red or green."

You're relieved when the pavement ends because the dirt road has fewer pot-holes.

You can correctly pronounce Tesuque, Cerrillos, and Pojoaque.

You have been told by at least one out-of-state vendor that they are going to charge you extra for "international" shipping.

You expect to pay more if your house is made of mud.

You can order your Big Mac with green chile.

You see nothing odd when, in the conversations of the people in line around you at the grocery store, every other word of each sentence alternates between Spanish and English.

You associate bridges with mud, not water.

You know you will run into at least 3 cousins whenever you shop at Wal-Mart, Sam's or Home Depot.

Tumbleweeds and various cacti in your yard are not weeds. They are your lawn.

If you travel anywhere, no matter if just to run to the gas station, you must bring along a bottle of water and some moisturizer.

Trailers are not referred to as trailers. They are houses. Double-wide trailers are "real" houses.

A package of white flour tortillas is the exact same thing as a loaf of bread. You don't need to write it on your shopping list; it's a given.

At any gathering, regardless of size, green chile stew, tortillas, and huge mounds of shredded cheese are mandatory.

Prosperity can be readily determined by the number of horses you own.

A tarantula on your porch is ordinary. A scorpion in your tub is ordinary. A poisonous centipede on your ceiling? Ordinary. A black widow crawling across your bed is terribly, terribly common. A rattlesnake is an occasional hiking hazard. No need to freak out.

(Sent to me from my brother in New Mexico.) :p


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