xesturgy: the thrill of responsibility for a new and exciting project, followed by the turgid sense that it's going to be a hell of a lot of work.

xesturgy, n.

chinese fish and caviar deli store

Yu Yan, unaccustomed to having visitors over at this time of day, made a quick dash to the local xesturgy to pick up a few goodies for breakfast.

xesturgy n.

A gender reversal procedure for dyslexics.

Mray and Jcak fuond thta theri rleatoinsihp wroked mcuh btter atfer thye wnet ni fro sexsurgry.

xesturgy

A state of lethargy/hopelessness/depression suffered chiefly by retail clerks forced to listen to their store's musak system that features INXS on an endless loop.

xesturgy n.

A medical condition where the patient's facial expression at the moment of climax is caused to remain for several days or even a week. Caused by over-excitement during particularly vigorous coitus, resulting in tightening of the neck, jaw, cheeks, lips, tongue, teeth, eyebrows, eylids, and forehead - all at the same time. :eek:

The most famous examples of xesturgy may be seen in photographs of Andrew Lloydd Webber, Marty Feldman or Freddy "Parrot-face" Davies.

xesturgy - the unholy practice of designing horrid scents for deodorant soaps

xesturgy

Often spelled zesturgy, xesturgy was ancient practice amongst Medieval Necromancers involving an attempt to turn orange peels into metal...any kind of metal as long as it was metal...

oooh, er, judging on the morrow.

xesturgy - more turgy than necessary.

xesturgy when the x factor by week old house guests starts setting in.

Eugenie shot back an exsturgy at Sophie, "Well you know, I miss my own stuff, too!"

xesturgy

a widowed or divorced sturgeon

The Forget about it 12"razormix, it's Chinatown Golden Chopstick goes to 12"razormix for

xesturgy, n.

chinese fish and caviar deli store

Yu Yan, unaccustomed to having visitors over at this time of day, made a quick dash to the local xesturgy to pick up a few goodies for breakfast.

The Fold Flap A into Slot B Instruction Book of Honour goes to Coffee for

xesturgy n.

A gender reversal procedure for dyslexics.

Mray and Jcak fuond thta theri rleatoinsihp wroked mcuh btter atfer thye wnet ni fro sexsurgry.

The Trapped-in-the-Eighties Platter that Matters goes to Brynn for

xesturgy

A state of lethargy/hopelessness/depression suffered chiefly by retail clerks forced to listen to their store's musak system that features INXS on an endless loop.

The Brass Dinzdale as always, goes to dinzdale for

xesturgy n.

A medical condition where the patient's facial expression at the moment of climax is caused to remain for several days or even a week. Caused by over-excitement during particularly vigorous coitus, resulting in tightening of the neck, jaw, cheeks, lips, tongue, teeth, eyebrows, eylids, and forehead - all at the same time. :eek:

The most famous examples of xesturgy may be seen in photographs of Andrew Lloydd Webber, Marty Feldman or Freddy "Parrot-face" Davies.

The $19.95 Gift Basket of Distinction goes to funkytuba for

xesturgy - the unholy practice of designing horrid scents for deodorant soaps

The Short but Sweet Golden Turgy goes to dddrum for

xesturgy - more turgy than necessary.

The Worn-Out Welcome Mat of Honour goes to xfox for

xesturgy when the x factor by week old house guests starts setting in.

Eugenie shot back an exsturgy at Sophie, "Well you know, I miss my own stuff, too!"

The Best and Only Impersonation with a Sturgeon in a Dictionary Thread Award goes to Ze Frank

xesturgy

a widowed or divorced sturgeon

The highly coveted position of Runner-up goes to the highly coveted trisherina for

xesturgy: the thrill of responsibility for a new and exciting project, followed by the turgid sense that it's going to be a hell of a lot of work.

But the Winner of the Alchemedy Award goes daverbee for

xesturgy

Often spelled zesturgy, xesturgy was ancient practice amongst Medieval Necromancers involving an attempt to turn orange peels into metal...any kind of metal as long as it was metal...

Over to you daver!



Forgot to mention that xesturgy is defined as the "process of polishing". "Polishing" btw, is the process of translating popular songs into Polish, and "Xesturgy" was the title of a popular Polish version of "Yesterday", hence the term.

xesturgy - Xefrank taking down his bulletin board for days and days, and then not announcing that it's back up again.

heortology
The new word is, heortology

heortology n.

A completely unfounded but thriving system of personal interaction, whereby a woman will know what's best for her chosen victim / mate, by repeatedly telling him what heorto do. If he knew what's best for him. Never listens. My mother was right....etc. ad infinitum