Winners of the extraordinarily-humourous-definitions-and-making-the-choice-for-the-judge-tremendousely hard prize are


Winner of the honourable 3rd prize is SEEBE


The you-almost-made-it-and-I'm-sorry-there-can't-be-two-winners prize goes to LUKKU for this fantastic definition


And, ladies and gentlemen, the WINNER this time is FUNKYTUBA due to this elegant contribution

It appears that Funkytuba is hors de combat. Lukku -- perhaps you had better choose and judge the next word.

not so fast, Bales... you won't avoid me that easily...

here's the new word: blib

(btw, I'm not sure how many else of you are having intermittent problems accessing the site, but I am... I plan to do a full judging this week before too many entries come up (now that I've said it, I'll end up judging in March with 538 entries))

blib (v.) - to make a mournful noise when one realizes that one wasn't quite fast enough to snatch the dictionary game laurels from a snoozing funkytuba

lukku blibbed in her drink, inconsolate.

blib: v. To pretend sympathy to a reported illness.

"You can't use your arms for at least a month? That's horrible, Achma," Lauren blibbed, pawing through a mental Rolodex for anyone who might serve as a fill-in nanny to the twins.

blib - a miniature bib worn over the chin

It looks like you've got a little schmutz in your beard there, Cornelius, maybe you should consider wearing a blib.

blib: n. the reiterating oration of long-term politicians.

blib v
to drink (usually, but not necessarily, an alcoholic beverage) in small sips while radiating both happiness and melancholy through body language


He sat in a quiet corner of the pub, watching the moving scenery, blibbing away the evening.

blib - Little gas expulsions that escape the body in a putt putt fashion (usually while running).

Everyone thought winner Daniel was crying with joy as they crossed the finish line first. Little did they know the tears were caused from the constant blibs his horse innocently blew into his face during the race.

As a gift to the judge, the following need not be considered as a real entry, but beware - a thank you note for that is de rigeur :p

blib - a miniature blob. See also blobbette.

blib - a partial hole in the edge of a paper target, where the shooter has just barely managed to hit the paper on which the target is printed, but not even the target itself.

It's easier to teach women than men to shoot, because men have so many pre-conceived ideas about how they are supposed to hold the gun, or look holding it. Typically, a woman simply understands the instructions and starts hitting the target almost immediately, while most beginning men often can do no better than to blib the edge of the paper holding the target until it it looks perforated.

blib - a lie told to deliberately incriminate oneself for something one didn't actually do in order to experience the consequences of that action

Being bored and in need of emotional stimulation, Gabe blibbed to his wife that he had forgotten to pay the rent on time, knowing she would be upset and hoping to work it into an argument.

blib, n. an alien creature of submicroscopic size and superior intelligence known to inhabit dustballs and believed to be the cause of dropped wireless calls, computer viruses, ring-around-the-collar, erectile dysfunction, and lost socks.

judging today... get em in