just a teeny 'tini for moi s'il vous plait



eta: make that a teeny 'tini with some slaty nuts please

BRATENDER! some slutty nuts for tipsy!

Nutstender ! some slutty bras for tipplesy


* hiccup *

and where are the Hoff impersonaters that we ordered for Frieda ?

you're the one with the mullet--

you want me to do the Tektonic for you ?

i've been practicing my crips walk actually, i hope you like it:



i do an adaptation that i call the "TIPs" walk

strictly the real thing for Freida

is it me, or is the space between his eyes slightly too small ?

oh neat


but that's not tektonic

this is like modern moonwalk

same move but with hops


and yes that's you ;)

^oooh, Freida, I had no idea you were so hip!!

I think it's that the rest of his head is slightly too big.


ride em cowboy

oooh
aaaah

well, hello, i was once the moonwalk & sideslide queen with a hint of mc hammer sidetripping--

not anymore of course

poop.

poop ! fawk crips walking.

Have i mentioned that my neighbor started doing incantations this morning at 5AM again ? I finally decided enough was enough, banged a broom against the ceiling, and he literally stopped in the middle of a chant.

It must have hit him that I have been hearing him do incantations for 6 months now. Pretty embarassing if you ask me :rolleyes:

Oh, Freida my little Dutch cheesecake...
you have never been so beautiful as you are to me now.
I wear my pirate eye patch just for you.
I care nothing for your moonwalking, only the moon in your eyes.
Come with me now, the moonbeams will be our dancefloor and we'll float like...like...
those little bits of fluff that always seem to be swirling around on the linoleum about the legs of my Scandinavian-style couch.

Was it definitely chanting then? I forgot about that...:D