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priceyfatprude 12-07-2005 12:29 AM

My little Italian grandmother turns 82 on Friday:

Me: Well, I appreciate the money, but don't send that much! Maybe just half?
PeefNonna: Half! You can't get anything for that! I'm sendin' all of it, then you will be able to have a cushion, do what you want w/it.
Me: Well, if you send that much, that's my Christmas gift, then. No more.
PeefNonna: But I already made out the Christmas cards yesterday!
Me: Well, ok. You can send it.
PeefNonna: Yes, that way you'll have it if something comes up.
Me: Yeah, I do have a birthday this week...
PeefNonna: Ok.

*thinks about it*

PeefNonna: *LOUD GASP* DON'T YOU DARE! That money is for you!
Me: *chuckling* Ok. I promise.

**** her! I'm sending her flowers with half that money she is sending me. Big yellow roses, her favorite. :) Either that, or what my flower shop does is, I give them an amount, and tell them to make a big beautiful bouquet out of whatever they've got lying around the shop, make it $X worth. That way it's a different bouquet every time and not some cookie cutter FTD bouquet. My stepmother loves them.

ambo 12-07-2005 01:04 AM

Aw, I had a nonna too !

sparticle 12-07-2005 03:20 AM

Hi, Ambo -- long time no see!

Okay, here was my giggle for the day:

dinzdale 12-07-2005 12:28 PM


Originally Posted by ambo
Aw, I had a nooner too !

Good for you girl. :)

Smartypants 12-07-2005 02:34 PM

Brynn 12-07-2005 05:31 PM

"Science, unlike theology, never leads to insanity."

Except of course for all those "mad scientists" running amok out there... :D

smellyrayzin 12-07-2005 06:25 PM


Originally Posted by Smartypants

hahahahahhahahahaha I LOVE THAT EPISODE!
"He-hello Sally? Hey hey its Peter Griffin ... yeah thats right senior prom yeah its been a while yeah. So ahh listen, I just found out I'm retarded, I'm calling to let you know, ahh you might to get yourself tested. .... Hello?"

ambo 12-08-2005 07:31 PM

This may come as a surprise to those of you not living in Las Vegas but there are more Catholic churches there than casinos.

Not surprisingly, some worshippers at Sunday services will give casino chips rather than cash when the basket is passed.

Since they get chips from so many different casinos, the churches have devised a method to collect the offerings.

The churches send all their collected chips to a nearby Franciscan Monastery for sorting and then the chips are taken to the casinos of origin and cashed in.

This is done by a chip monk.

Hi Sparticle !
Oh Dinz :rolleyes:

Jack Flanders 12-08-2005 08:13 PM


Hyakujo's Fox 12-08-2005 08:36 PM

"To women, this movie is akin to a deep-fried chocolate dildo."

Jack Flanders 12-08-2005 09:00 PM


Originally Posted by Hyakujo's Fox
"To women, this movie is akin to a deep-fried chocolate dildo."

OK - who said that and what was the movie?

craig johnston 12-08-2005 09:27 PM

fox said it and he's always right. it's annoying
and boring, but true.

Hyakujo's Fox 12-08-2005 09:36 PM


Originally Posted by Jack Flanders
OK - who said that and what was the movie?

Wouldn't you like to know.

craig johnston 12-08-2005 09:47 PM

see what i mean?
Freddie flintoooooooofffffffffff!

Avalon 12-08-2005 09:56 PM


How many men really like the movie Pirates of the Caribbean? It's a fairly routine action adventure which is fun but nothing special, after all.

But women. Oh, but women. To women, this movie is akin to a deep-fried chocolate dildo. It's celluliod Spanish fly. I'd recommend the movie to any teen boy hoping to get some action.

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