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God 03-31-2004 07:29 PM

I laughed when I learned I知 a manatee

Smartypants 03-31-2004 07:32 PM

I laughed when I learned I知 a manatee
Though inside me's a messiah wannabe

Aphrodite 03-31-2004 09:28 PM

I laughed when I learned I知 a manatee
Though inside me's a messiah wannabe
I need my puff diddy

zenbabe 03-31-2004 09:37 PM

I laughed when I learned I知 a manatee
Though inside me's a messiah wannabe
I need my puff diddy
And I don't want your pity

Spicy Jack 03-31-2004 09:39 PM

I laughed when I learned I知 a manatee
Though inside me's a messiah wannabe
I need my puff diddy
And I don't want your pity
I just want to regain my sanity

daverbee 04-01-2004 10:50 AM

A mouse in a helmet craves cheese

Willow Sylph 04-01-2004 04:36 PM

A mouse in a helmet craves cheese
Like a wh*re craves her crack

Smartypants 04-01-2004 04:45 PM

A mouse in a helmet craves cheese
Like a wh*re craves her crack
'though he seems indecisive

daverbee 04-01-2004 05:46 PM

A mouse in a helmet craves cheese
Like a wh*re craves her crack
'though he seems indecisive
and not much derisive

zenbabe 04-01-2004 07:27 PM

cheese and crack :confused:

Smartypants 04-01-2004 07:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by zenbabe
cheese and crack :confused:
Hey, when you gotta have it, you gotta have it.

(On second thought, maybe she meant "Crack"er Barrel.)

zenbabe 04-01-2004 07:54 PM

A mouse in a helmet craves cheese
Like a wh*re craves her crack
'though he seems indecisive
and not much derisive
Instead I will have some cream!

Spicy Jack 04-01-2004 08:17 PM

Mmmmm...Cheese, Crack, and Cream. What else could a mouse need?

Smartypants 04-01-2004 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Spicy Jack
Mmmmm...Cheese, Crack, and Cream. What else could a mouse need?
Two opening lines in a limerick that rhyme, perhaps. ;)

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I'd always cheese o'er cocaine,

zenbabe 04-01-2004 09:14 PM

I'd always cheese o'er cocaine,
get fat ass instead of no brain


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