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priceyfatprude 10-22-2003 05:51 PM

Dear Beer,
I love the way you taste. I am in your city! Welcome to the board.

bealeblues 10-22-2003 05:56 PM

dear beer,

i'll be throwing up later b/c of you and will curse you.

just so you know,


dinzdale 10-22-2003 06:07 PM

Dear Beer,
why do you turn my shit black?


Beer 10-22-2003 06:15 PM

Ahhh thanks to you all....

Beer likes being everywhere!!!

And I will not be the one to make you throw up... You need to know me before you can abuse me...

And I promise I didn't turn anybody's shit black.....

In fact I think I'll enjoy myself this evening as well...... wait that sounded kinda bad...

I think I'll drink myself..... oh crap forget it.....

I'm getting a brewski.

priceyfatprude 10-22-2003 06:17 PM


Originally posted by Beer
I think I'll drink myself..... oh crap forget it.....
You must be quite limber. :p If I could do that, I'd never leave he house.

rmr 10-22-2003 06:38 PM

Dear Beer

I love you and all, but why do you always have to get me into so much trouble? Can't we play nice??

I will love forever,


Red Princess 10-22-2003 07:22 PM

dear beer, i love you too but why did you make me take my shirt off at that biker bar?
the peeple's princess

rmr 10-22-2003 07:26 PM

dear peeple's princess,

it's ok. beer liked that. I think god did too.

your lady in waiting,


Red Princess 10-22-2003 07:33 PM

so did the bikers

rmr 10-22-2003 07:38 PM

see you are the peeple's princess

you're only out to make others happy!!!

Red Princess 10-22-2003 07:43 PM

it is a curse
or a calling
depending on who you ask

imdrsmooth 10-22-2003 08:53 PM

Dear Beer,
You killed my family and everyone I ever loved. I hate you.

Okay you really didn't do that but I don't like you.

LadyCrow 10-23-2003 11:12 AM

Dear Beer,

Normally I don't like your taste. However, I discovered a raspberry version of yourself & that is just fine. I also thought you should know that I drove home with you once in an open container.

So not only are you tasty, you're dangerous too.



rmr 10-23-2003 12:31 PM


where the fark are you????????????

dinzdale 10-23-2003 12:32 PM

Beer is not just for breakfast.

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