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lukkucairi 04-16-2011 04:28 PM

someone spiked my PG Tips with ayahuasca.

Marcus Bales 04-17-2011 09:24 PM

The wonderful one-hoss shay just disintegrated around me.

Hyakujo's Fox 04-19-2011 04:39 AM

three hour micro-nap

funkytuba 04-19-2011 12:03 PM

head laceration due to over-enthusiastic zip-popping

Marcus Bales 04-19-2011 06:02 PM

the birds THE BIRDS!

funkytuba 04-19-2011 06:46 PM

nonspecific pomegranate-related delay

lukkucairi 04-20-2011 01:51 AM

my horse turned out to be a biter.

Hyakujo's Fox 04-20-2011 07:37 AM

watery infrastructure

Marcus Bales 04-20-2011 08:31 AM

Sorry, the Batmobile was in for service.

YsaPur EsChomuw 04-20-2011 08:44 AM

first i had to reap what i'd sown

funkytuba 04-20-2011 01:01 PM

was teaching myself the theme from The Munsters on the mandolin


Next stop, bouzouki!

Marcus Bales 04-20-2011 11:18 PM

I was chatting with Hfox and we got to swapping lines of limericks, and we sort of got carried away:

I once met a lonious monk
Who thought most jazz music was junk
On piano and bass
He made a strong case
For being the lonious monk.

Why am I a lonious monk
And not some notorious punk?
Ah, no, now I see
That Im destined to be
Not a but the lonious monk.

A lonely and lonious monk
Whose urgent desire to funk
Was stymied by this:
There was no one to kiss
Because hes the lonious monk.

lukkucairi 04-27-2011 09:47 AM

I was laughing too hard at the dog :p

Marcus Bales 04-27-2011 10:22 AM

I was reading "The Hippopotamus" by Stephen Fry -- wow!

lukkucairi 04-28-2011 08:05 PM

I had low blood sugar.

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