My objective for tomorrow is to use the expression "and bob's your uncle" at least 3 times in conversations with people at work. It seems like an arduous task, but I'm sure it can be done.

^Oh, god, I can hardly wait to hear how this turns out.
Extra points if one instance occurs within 3 feet of a urinal.

i'm audi ghia

thanks to all my mates, it's been a laugh

;)

now mister you just wait 5 more minutes because the freeds is fashionably late and considering the proper words for this occasion

oh fwk it :mad:

7lbs 14 oz
10:00 pm on the dot
They'll call him Tommy after her mother Tomasina, lost in January
He's gorgeous and calm, beautiful frog belly like his older brother.

I held her up when she was pushing until my arms shook
I am already sore, but I could tell what she was doing through my arm at her back and was able to guide her.

It was like magic to watch her.

She keeps thanking me for coming, but I'm the one who got the gift.

^ congrats :):)

GRATZ!!!

He's even more perfect looking today than yesterday. :D

I swear his belly looks just like this.
Only pinker and less poisonous.

^&^^^^

Congrats to mother, child, the pearliest of all godmothers(?) / birth-assistents / mother&baby's friends, and everyone else in the frog belly family (;))!!!!

:) :) :)

Albert Hofman died today

Just goes to show; drugs kill!!!!

eventually ;)

yeah-- at age 102! :D

reminds me-- this month the NL government banned magic mushrooms because some french tourist jumped out of a window last year. 1 dead in 10 years. a fwking tourist. tourists always jump out of the windows, even when they just drink beer. which sucks, and all that, someone dying, but it's a bit overkill to ban all mushrooms.

Oh lord the cat's just horked something up behind the couch.

*sigh*

eta:
awww, man.
it's got feathers in it.
ick.