Wow, I never laughed so hard.

This little kid cracked his skull open today on our culd de sac. He was the son of this republican cracker and was riding his bike backwards and ran into a mailbox. He literaly cracked his skull open and exposed his brain. A helicopter came and took him to a local trauma center, but it seems he will probably die or be a veg.

Funny Schtuff

Hey Mike, haven't seen you for ages!
I was just opening a bag of delicious Funyuns.
Would you like some?


They're so much better when they're shared.

I love Funyuns especially after a ganja ceremony.

Now all we need is a can or two of Pringles and some candlelight and we got us a PAR-Tay

Hey Mike -- so you said the kid was a Republican and may be a veg? You don't need to repeat yourself.

OMFG!!!! SNORT! hahaha!! :D :D :D

Darth was funny, too.

this reply in the subtitle thread made me laugh

:D

I took this video out.

I was in WalMart and had an epiphany about it.

It is an actual recorded prank on a telemarketer by comedian Tom Mabe. In it he plays a redneck sheriff type who is hilariously uncouth to this unsuspecting telemarketer. Toward the end it might be making fun of gay men. But I didn't see it that way at first. I thought he was just parodying an uncouth redneck and making that character stand out. In retrospect it sounds unkind and we don't need anything that encourages unkindness toward people. I still do reserve the right to say uncouth redneck though. Hummm.

moar funny pictures

Forgot to say that if I offended anyone - sorry. Didn't mean to. I was blinded by my disdain for telemarketing calls. :-)

This clip was on Leno the other night, with the victim's blessings:



Am I a complete nutball? I cried for at least an hour from laughing so hard.:confused:



eta: Max Headroom?
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