Spart:

Judging from this and previous stories, I think it's time for you to mount web cams throughout the house!

;)

Oh man, I owe Sparticle a beer now. She just made me laugh so hard after a particularly busy and stressful night.

ROFL! Even if not, it might be the best possible way to prevent anything else happening! The old watched pot syndrome, y'know. ;)

Heh heh -- pour it for yourself and enjoy! :)

!!!!!!

Dinz getting mad at my "cheap noxx attempt". :p

someone posted a thread called

"I NEED GERMANS"

that, added to my recent germany adventure, is hilarious. can't help it.. :D HAHAHA!!

an actual real time quote. 5 minutes ago, Bink finishes his bath, dries off and crawls in the big bed.

Nico comes in and says, "Get the Flock out of my bed!" and the Bink says, "But dad, I need some underplants!"

It's funny I swear!

AllegroNg (7:36:09 PM): =-O
ViolinGoddessNo1 (7:36:10 PM): gosh i feel terrible
AllegroNg (7:36:17 PM): sheesh. he needs to aks someone
ViolinGoddessNo1 (7:36:21 PM): ?
ViolinGoddessNo1 (7:36:23 PM): ask who?
ViolinGoddessNo1 (7:36:24 PM): what?
AllegroNg (7:36:26 PM): lol
AllegroNg (7:36:57 PM): nevermiiiind you're sooo not ghetto

Not so much? Mmkay. Here:

Did you hear about the 80-pound guy with the 40-pound testicles?
People say he was half-nuts!

A pirate walks into a bar with a peg leg, a parrot on his shoulder, and a steering wheel on his pants. The bartender says, "hey, you''ve got a steering wheel on your pants."
The pirate says, "Arrrr, I know. It''s driving me nuts"

aaaarrrrggh

:D ok this is really funny :D

What kind of socks does a pirate wear?

AARRRRGGHyle!

i don't get it

argyle socks? plaid patterend socks. ...ARG!, like a pirate...

ARGyle.

Oh well.

ah, must be the language barrier then.. haha.. sorry!

I didn’t get it either. Maybe I should be taking ESL classes.

I liked that first pirate joke. I have committed it to memory.

I know! I told it tonight, and everybody laughed, and I ws surprised! Its better when you tell it!

ARGYLE!!! Get it...Argyle!

nevermind.

as in AAARGHHHH you scurvy dog!!!

I made me laugh today. The coffee affected me pretty hard and I was dancing in my office, alone, and I got a kick out of it.

can this be true??? hahahaha This is what I got when I googled scurvy dogs

the logo says: Pirates are the new monkeys.

I'm not giving up.

Emma cracks me up when she sits on my chair like this:

Okay. 4 girls, ages 7,6,4 and 2.
The 6 year old comes home from school with a book she wrote about her family. One page states:

My sister is dumb.
the 4 year old is nice.
the 2 year old is my favorite.

The 7 year old walks over, and very seriously asks: So who is the dumb sister??!!??
:D I didn't have the heart to tell her..but you bet that the 6 year old did lol.

Auds post in the UN-PC Easter thread! Good Lord! I was rolling!

AWWWWW!!!!! :D

*runs out to buy Pop Tarts*

What does the M on the forehead stand for?

Malfador?

Mufasssa?

i was kinda concerned...what kinda poptarts are they making these days...i thot that only happend in japan!

Mephistopheles! :cool:

mmmmMMMmmm as in yuM!

You like to eat kitten?


(I have to be pervy b/c our resident pervs are not here)

Welcome to the ZeMonkey Circus, Clytie. Would you like something to drink?

hey thanx...love this place already...

I dun eat cat...but some do...

Welcome, Clytie! :)

Is it "Cleye-Tea" or "Clitty" ?


Just wondered.....

I knew you'd show up if I apologized for the pervs not being present.

It's like saying Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice!

Christ on a cracker -- trust you....

Oh and YOU didnt wonder about that?

:rolleyes:

Holier than thou's underpants. :)

That'd be hard to do...

:D

*waits for photoshopped pic of JT in tighty whities to show up*