OMG!!

there's a dj here called ohboygeorgemichaeljacksonpollock
if he's half as good as his name he's gonna conquer the world!
:D

What made me laugh today? Watching ze's video for today and the duhhhhh sound when Bush's face came on,,,that made me laugh hard!!!!!

hehehe
 

good grief! that was brilliant! he didn't miss a single one... :)

^^^ rob's dancing in front of the mirror right now :D

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I could watch that guy for hours!!! He makes it look so easy.

What. Happened to. The. Electric Slide.

!??!?!?!?!?


Betcha his kids were in the audiance thinking wtf!

I can't believe he did all that activity for six minutes. I needed to take several breaks while just watching it.

His transitions are fabulous.

Very funny link, I laughed today!

IT'S ELECTRIC! WOOGIE WOOGIE WOOGIE!

Anyone who can do the Electric Slide & not spill a drop of precious beer or champagne can be in my wedding.

:D


he must have been exhausted afterwards

How it all began.

Sorry for posting this twice, but it's terribly funny, and I didn't want it to be missed by those of you who aren't following the religion discussions in the DeBate Forum.

ETA: This is great, too!

Classic SNL from a ways back:

Al Gore as Trent Lott on Hardball.

HAHAHAHA!! :D

:D :D :D HAHAHA!! I feel sorry for all those ze monkeys who have never seen SNL. When in college, parties would come to a stop for one and half hours just to watch the show. Then start again.

stupid criminals...always a funny topic !!
 

I just watched a strange and funny video :

http://www.bionicbuddha.com/rewired_ep6_blogs.htm


Where they are reviewing blogs, one is about stupid criminals. There is a preview,
but you have to download to watch the whole thing I guess.

the video's brilliant

Bad planning!

Be patient, I know there's a lot of pix here but I couldn't separate them from the page. http://www.jdbshow.com/badsign.html

Sunny D Spill Kills Fish
 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/liv...e_id=1770&ct=5

Fish killed as soft drink leaks from factory

It has become a big no-no in school lunchboxes because of its unhealthy reputation.
Around 8,000 litres of concentrate used to make the drink leaked into a watercourse on Wednesday morning, turning the river bright yellow.

Dozens of fish were found floating on the surface, poisoned by the lurid mixture.

The spill of 'sub-standard' juice was a category one pollution incident, the most serious kind, according to the Environment Agency.

It was caused by a split in an underground fibreglass tank at the Gerber Foods Soft Drink factory in Bridgwater, Somerset. Approximately six tons of juice and concentrate, due for disposal, seeped into a tributary of the River Parrett.

Gerber employees began a major mopping-up operation to stop the juice reaching the river and causing more environmental havoc.

Workers created a sandbag wall and dug trenches to stop it seeping any further.

As they toiled, three tankers were called in to pump as much of the spillage out of the watercourse as possible.

The damaged tank was emptied and pits around it were excavated to prevent juice that had already spilled travelling further.

The emergency action successfully stopped the concentrate reaching the river, according to Gerber personnel director Paul Hurst.

"!We took swift action in preventing further seepage," he said.

"As far as I am aware, this is the first such incident."

More than 10million litres of juice and soft drinks are produced every week at the plant.

Mr Hurst explained: "We take extreme care with the quality of our juice and if the concentrate or the finished product is not to our required quality standard, it is contained until being removed by tanker for sustainable disposal.

"Although orange juice is a natural substance, we obviously needed to deal quickly with its concentration in the watercourse.

"Gerber personnel were deployed and we worked closely with the Environment and Drainage Board to successfully bring the situation under control within a very short timescale."

Catherine Lockwood of the Environment Agency said: "The visual impact of this incident was immediately apparent.

"We will be carrying out a detailed investigation to assess the impact it has had on the surrounding waterways."

Asda supermarkets recently withdrew Sunny D from the shelves, citing a slump in sales.

The juice drink's name was changed and a marketing campaign launched after criticism from nutritionists, who claim it contains unhealthy levels of sugar and additives.

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what do people who have been blind from birth see in their dreams?

Chuck Norris.

Message: 2
Date: Wed, 24 May 2006 20:49:26 -0700
From: Laughing Squid
Subject: SQUID [05/25-05/27] YBCA Film: Trapped by the Mormons
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YBCA Film: Trapped by the Mormons

Thu-Sat, May 25-27

7:30 pm

$8 regular, $5 students, seniors and teachers, $5 YBCA members

----/ Event Description /-----------------------------------------------

In the 20s and 30s, a slew of weird propaganda films came out of
Britain which depicted Mormons as sinister perverts. An enormously
clever remake of one of the most successful anti-Mormon films (from
1922), this version comes to us from Cherry Red Productions, the
theater troupe who created the underground sensation Cannibal
Cheerleaders on Crack.

Isoldi Keane is the top recruiter in all of Mormon-dom, using his
mesmeric powers to ensnare young girls into his evil Mormon web of
passion, polygamy and pamphlets! Will Isoldi marry Nora and take her
away to the Great Salt Lake? Or, will there be something darker
waiting for Norahellipslaveryhellip sex orgieshellipdeath!? Will
young Nora be strong enough to resist his wickedly sexy Mormon wiles?
Or will she be forever... trapped by the Mormons!




----/ Venue Info /------------------------------------------------------

Yerba Buena Center for the Arts
701 Mission Street
San Francisco
415.978.2700
www.ybca.org



----/ Additional Info /-------------------------------------------------

alee@ybca.org
415.978.ARTS (2787)

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Check out the questions at the bottom of the listing.

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A customer in my shop. He announced in a very loud voice that he was a karate expert and picked up some nunchaku to demonstrate his.. ahem... 'skills' and promptly whacked himself on the head... I pissed my myself laughing.

Three Problems Solved

Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border. Take the dirt and raise the levys in New Orleans. Put those Florida alligators in the moat.

Any other problems you need me to solve?
Have a good day

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

thanks for the laugh today!

Three somethings:

1. I re-read the haiku poems some of us did when ze's dog got neutered.

2. Steven Colbert & Stone Phillips were having a "voice-off" competition on the Colbert Report tonight.

3. It's 06/06/06.

:p

JT's pic on the 'leave messages for each other' thread :D