I dreamt I was sent back to school
Full of elementary ABC rules
Running down the hall, naked

I dreamt I was sent back to school
Full of elementary ABC rules
Running down the hall, naked
my gym teacher yelled "hey kid!"

I dreamt I was sent back to school
Full of elementary ABC rules
Running down the hall, naked
my gym teacher yelled "hey kid!"
"In school you hold pencils not tools!"

Ducks! I can't stand their quacking

Ducks! I can't stand their quacking
Makes me want to give someone a whacking

Ducks! I can't stand their quacking
Makes me want to give someone a whacking
From Daffy Duck's spittle,

Ducks! I can't stand their quacking
Makes me want to give someone a whacking
From Daffy Duck's spittle,
To Daisy's duckbutt swivel

Ducks! I can't stand their quacking
Makes me want to give someone a whacking
From Daffy Duck's spittle,
To Daisy's duckbutt swivel
and don't get me started on Darkwing!

So silly to wish for the moon

So silly to wish for the moon
When at dawn, it leaves us too soon

So silly to wish for the moon
When at dawn, it leaves us too soon
Call me a romantic

So silly to wish for the moon
When at dawn, it leaves us too soon
Call me a romantic
I'm gentle, I'm frantic

So silly to wish for the moon
When at dawn, it leaves us too soon
Call me a romantic
I'm gentle, I'm frantic
Let's stay here in bed until noon

And here I was thinking of cheese

And here I was thinking of cheese
but not of the kind that you squeeze