I'm not sure that swill-a is really a word
It's etymology is clearly absurd

I'm not sure that swill-a is really a word
It's etymology is clearly absurd
It's all I could think of!

I'm not sure that swill-a is really a word
It's etymology is clearly absurd
It's all I could think of!
Have we reached the brink of

I'm not sure that swill-a is really a word
It's etymology is clearly absurd
It's all I could think of!
Have we reached the brink of
Anarchy or is the line blurred?

Anarchy does have its place

Anarchy does have its place
It's nice, for a change of pace

Anarchy does have its place
It's nice, for a change of pace
Away with the feds!

Anarchy does have its place
It's nice, for a change of pace
Away with the feds!
Just give me my meds

Anarchy does have its place
It's nice, for a change of pace
Away with the feds!
Just give me my meds
and I will get out of your face

Oh my goddness! What is that smell

Oh my goddness! What is that smell
It's my pants, and they're going to Hell

Oh my goddness! What is that smell
It's my pants, and they're going to Hell
they are sticky and wet

Oh my goddness! What is that smell
It's my pants, and they're going to Hell
they are sticky and wet
stained, holey and yet

Oh my goddness! What is that smell
It's my pants, and they're going to Hell
they are sticky and wet
stained, holey and yet
they make my ass look so darn swell

A monk with a dog and a cat