Someone bring me more cheese!
and a beer and some chips, if you please
I'm jacked up on feta
I'm busting my sweater

Someone bring me more cheese!
and a beer and some chips, if you please
I'm jacked up on feta
I'm busting my sweater
and waving my pants in the breeze

Mr. D was quite distraught

Mr. D was quite distraught
His cheese had been stolen, he thought

Mr. D was quite distraught
His cheese had been stolen, he thought
He yelled and he fought

Mr. D was quite distraught
His cheese had been stolen, he thought
He yelled and he fought
"The thief must be caught!"

Mr. D was quite distraught
His cheese had been stolen, he thought
He yelled and he fought
"The thief must be caught!"
For taking my cheese from it's spot!

Craving cheese, Mr. Dinz bought a goat

Craving cheese, Mr. Dinz bought a goat
before he 'got milk', it ate his coat

Craving cheese, Mr. Dinz bought a goat
Which he milked aboard Spicy's boat float


Damn. Sorry. Again I can edit but not delete. :(

YAY! a twofer! :)
 

Craving cheese, Mr. Dinz bought a goat
before he 'got milk', it ate his coat
then began on his pants


Craving cheese, Mr. Dinz bought a goat
Which he milked aboard Spicy's boat float
The goat gave him a kick

Craving cheese, Mr. Dinz bought a goat
before he 'got milk', it ate his coat
then began on his pants
and his prize-winning plants


Craving cheese, Mr. Dinz bought a goat
Which he milked aboard Spicy's boat float
The goat gave him a kick
which made Dinz quite sick

Craving cheese, Mr. Dinz bought a goat
before he 'got milk', it ate his coat
then began on his pants
and gave his manties a glance

Craving cheese, Mr. Dinz bought a goat
Which he milked aboard Spicy's boat float
The goat gave him a kick
Dinz's payback was quick

oh, dear! :eek: :rolleyes: :D

I ain't touching those!! ROFL!