1. It's late an everyone's asleep
2. Down for the count - counting sheep

1. It's late an everyone's asleep
2. Down for the count - counting sheep
3. If they snooze far too long

1. It's late an everyone's asleep
2. Down for the count - counting sheep
3. If they snooze far too long
4. They were probably hittin' the bong

1. It's late an everyone's asleep
2. Down for the count - counting sheep
3. If they snooze far too long
4. They were probably hittin' the bong
5. For most that is not a terrible leap

A lizardly lawyer called Beale

1. A lizardly lawyer called Beale
2. drank himself into a stupor with zeal

1. A lizardly lawyer called Beale
2. drank himself into a stupor with zeal
3. He started with gin

1. A lizardly lawyer called Beale
2. drank himself into a stupor with zeal
3. He started with gin
4. Made in a still by his kin

1. A lizardly lawyer called Beale
2. drank himself into a stupor with zeal
3. He started with gin
4. Made in a still by his kin
5. ... after two weeks his jaw started to heal

1. There once was a girl who had friends

1. There once was a girl who had friends
2. Who cared not 'bout her ifs, buts, and whens

1. There once was a girl who had friends
2. Who cared not 'bout her ifs, buts, and whens
3. She would love them, then leave them

1. There once was a girl who had friends
2. Who cared not 'bout her ifs, buts, and whens
3. She would love them, then leave them
4. And even deceive them

1. There once was a girl who had friends
2. Who cared not 'bout her ifs, buts, and whens
3. She would love them, then leave them
4. And even deceive them
5.Until one day it was to late for amends

1. We always sing our songs before we eat