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glasshouse 11-02-2005 06:41 AM

paralipsis - condition Permanent paralysis of the orbicularis oris as a result of lip augmentation, as with silicone injections. This is the muscle that controls the movement of the lips and is involved in pursing the lips, kissing, etc. Although it occurs at low frequency it is a distinct risk when considering such a procedure.

"Oh my god, Jenny. Angelina Jolie got paralipsis after her most recent round of injections. I'm like so sad for her!"

xfox 11-03-2005 12:26 AM

paralipsis having three dots in the nasolabial fold, instead of horizontally on the lips.

Marcus Bales 11-05-2005 01:00 AM

The Over The Judge's Head Award is shared by
trisherina for

paralipsis: a female who at time of presentation despises the three-dot convention, whether or not she has ever used it, and

glasshouse for
paralipsis: having three dots in the nasolabial fold, instead of horizontally on the lips.

The "Oh No Not Another Lips Pun" Award goes to

glasshouse for

paralipsis - condition Permanent paralysis of the orbicularis oris as a result of lip augmentation, as with silicone injections. This is the muscle that controls the movement of the lips and is involved in pursing the lips, kissing, etc. Although it occurs at low frequency it is a distinct risk when considering such a procedure.

"Oh my god, Jenny. Angelina Jolie got paralipsis after her most recent round of injections. I'm like so sad for her!"

The Most Subtle and Elegant Lip Joke Award goes to

dddrum for

paralipsis n. - what Mick Jagger, Steven Tyler, and Angelina Jolie all have an enormous.

The Obligatory Dance Move Definition Award goes to

12"razormix for

paralipsis, n. greek method of childbirth. a childbirth method that prepares mothers for the birth of twins; the pregnant woman practices relaxation exercises derived from the lipsi (a popular dance from the 50s), a technique that gained popularity during a surge of twin births in greece in the early 60s and was rediscovered by new age obstetricians around the world in the 80s.

The Dinzdale Ew Award goes, funnily enough, to

dinzdale for

paralipsis, n. The shic-ingular inabability to convey no lishen, lishen one's really,hic really Ah fugginell, really important urpthought's into indo no, lishen, in-to-oo words due to the the hic theeee the massive conshic-shumption of alchol. al-co-ho^ul. Fugov

*THUMP*


The Coveted Seconal Place and Don't Operate Machinery Award goes to

daverbee for

paralipsis A hang gliding term describing a certain, graceful arc resulting in the flyer slamming head on into a building.

The Recursion Award and the Dreaded "You Won" PM goes to

madasacutsnake for

paralipsis: use of an oxymoron by way of an example during a round of the Dictionary Game; see "new age obstetricians"

Take it away, Snake!

madasacutsnake 11-05-2005 11:28 AM

I knew, one day, that $60 copy of Obstetric Myth vs Research Reality would come in handy.

Your new word is lucubrator.

trisherina 11-05-2005 01:42 PM

lucubrator: A device which warms empty notions to tepid.

George gave all of his Star Wars plots twelve hours in the lucubrator prior to committing them to paper.

Coffee 11-05-2005 02:38 PM

Lucubrator ®:

Vibrating rabbits feet. Considered to be both lucky and sensual, Lucubrators® are THE hot new fashion accessory in the City of Sin; Las Vegas, NV.

dddrum 11-05-2005 07:01 PM

Lucubrator n. - a device that appends "Luc" to the end of one's first name. Endorsed by many Frenchpersons, including Godard, Picard, Ponty, and Celine-Luc Dion.

daverbee 11-07-2005 10:58 AM

Lucubrator
Often mispronounced "Loo-que-brator". The proper pronunciation is "Loose-you-brator". A device used by Lucille Ball after divorcing Desi Arnaz.

dinzdale 11-07-2005 05:51 PM

lucubrator n.

Any object used for sexual stimulation that resembles Darth Vader's helmet.

Marcus Bales 11-07-2005 10:51 PM

Lucubrator - simultaneous orgasm; also a man who ensures same.
From Spenser, Faerie Queen, Canto II:

His name is Lucubrator, rightly named
Because he doth each maiden equal wrong
And with his powre leaves them equal shamed:
He makes them subiect to his secret song.
Though some by sleight he steals their vnderfong
Where in the bath they're overtaken quite
By that which, narrow, is exceeding long;
Before which enters he doth kiss and bite
Their single own, and each succumbs through ouersight.

And dayly he his wrongs encreaseth more,
For neuer maid he lets to passe that way,
On through his Bath, albee she rich or poore,
But she he makes her massage many a way
Or threatens her: no more wild tongue today;
She doth relent at once, not sooner or later.
With oil on either hand she doth obey,
Til, each the other's favored masterbator,
He ruins them for others with his lucubrator.

Sojourner 11-07-2005 11:02 PM

Lucubrator
 
Famed Prussian military general and strategist, noted for a victory over Napoleon Born Apart in the "wars" in which he ordered a cover of pure pork lard poured over the battlefield. The enemy slipped and drowned, while Lucubrator's artillery got a free lubrication of wheels.

trisherina 11-08-2005 02:00 AM

Quote:

Lucubrator - simultaneous orgasm; also a man who ensures same.
From Spenser, Faerie Queen, Canto II:

His name is Lucubrator, rightly named
Because he doth each maiden equal wrong
And with his powre leaves them equal shamed:
He makes them subiect to his secret song.
Though some by sleight he steals their vnderfong
Where in the bath they're overtaken quite
By that which, narrow, is exceeding long;
Before which enters he doth kiss and bite
Their single own, and each succumbs through ouersight.

And dayly he his wrongs encreaseth more,
For neuer maid he lets to passe that way,
On through his Bath, albee she rich or poore,
But she he makes her massage many a way
Or threatens her: no more wild tongue today;
She doth relent at once, not sooner or later.
With oil on either hand she doth obey,
Til, each the other's favored masterbator,
He ruins them for others with his lucubrator.
Good grief.

12"razormix 11-08-2005 03:17 AM

lucubrator, n.

In response to George Foreman's Lean Mean Fat Burning Machine (as seen on TV!), Oscar de la Hoya came out with The Lucubrator, a patented jumbo size non-stick grill for the "quick sear" preparation of seafood and fish.

xfox 11-08-2005 10:54 AM

lucubrator n. one who spends too much time trying to figure out stuff that will never pay off, as opposed to the lucubratee, whose job it is to complicate everything.

madasacutsnake 11-10-2005 12:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by trisherina
Good grief.

I'll be the judge of that.


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