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kaskeens 04-05-2006 02:43 PM

physograde
 
physograde-a new class of flying on a commercial airline in which you sit on the baggage in the hold of the aircraft.

Zatoichi 04-05-2006 05:13 PM

physograde -- the motion of eyeballs when absorbing a physique, often at the expense of other motor and cognitive functions.

Upon being introduced to Brigitte, Michael's physograde reaction was so intense that he completely forgot he was holding a drink and unhappily dropped it on the tile floor.

trisherina 04-05-2006 11:34 PM

physograde: The outcome of your "hot or not?" entry.

xfox 04-06-2006 11:27 AM

physograde - the grade you get in phys ed.

Sarah had a failing physograde, probably because she didn't want to take off her clothes in the middle of the day, work up a sweat and then enter a group shower which inevitably ruined her "hair-do".

Thinker Pad 04-06-2006 11:41 PM

I'll be checking at around 2 pm Beijing/Hong Kong/Singapore time. (That's about 6 am GMT.)

Hyakujo's Fox 04-07-2006 12:42 AM

physograde A brand of gymnasium-strength drain cleaner.

Jingle:

Don't be startled or afraid
Don't stand there so dismayed
When your drainage gets delayed
RELEASE THE PHYSOGRADE!

warning: do not apply to genitals or small animals*

divisionbiscuit 04-07-2006 03:19 AM

Physograde v. An alternative form of marking, established in the 1970s, where teachers grade assignments mainly by feeling it's physical shape and aura. It was only after the ban on hallucinating drugs in school that physograding became very inaccurate.

Thinker Pad 04-07-2006 04:13 AM

Hi again, sorry I'm late. Here are the results:

The Am I Really Drinking A Soda? Prize goes to Daver Bee for:
"physograde

Often spelled fizzograde. The standard the FDA uses to judge whether or not to classify a soft drink as a soda or not.

Having been given a low physograde on his new invention, Professor Dinzdale decided to market it as a feminine hygiene product."

The Amazing Stylish Flyer Prize goes to Kaskeens with:
" physograde-a new class of flying on a commercial airline in which you sit on the baggage in the hold of the aircraft."

Zatoichi recieves the Reason-Why-People's-Jaw-Drops prize with

"physograde -- the motion of eyeballs when absorbing a physique, often at the expense of other motor and cognitive functions.

Upon being introduced to Brigitte, Michael's physograde reaction was so intense that he completely forgot he was holding a drink and unhappily dropped it on the tile floor."


Trisherina recieves the 42 Degree Celcius award for:

"physograde: The outcome of your "hot or not?" entry."

Xfox recieves an A+ and a Physical Education certificate for:

"physograde - the grade you get in phys ed.

Sarah had a failing physograde, probably because she didn't want to take off her clothes in the middle of the day, work up a sweat and then enter a group shower which inevitably ruined her "hair-do"."


The Cleans Nearly Everything award goes to Hyakujo fox for:

"physograde A brand of gymnasium-strength drain cleaner.

Jingle:

Don't be startled or afraid
Don't stand there so dismayed
When your drainage gets delayed
RELEASE THE PHYSOGRADE!

warning: do not apply to genitals or small animals"


Division Biscuit recieves the Crack Schooling award and an A+ for:

"Physograde v. An alternative form of marking, established in the 1970s, where teachers grade assignments mainly by feeling it's physical shape and aura. It was only after the ban on hallucinating drugs in school that physograding became very inaccurate."

And now, what you have all been waiting for, The winner today is...

DAVER BEE

Oh yeah, and befor I forget

\Phys"o*grade\, n. [Gr. ? a bellows + L. gradi to walk, go.] (Zo["o]l.) Any siphonophore (jellyfish, squid, etc.) which has an air sac for a float, as the Physalia


Take it away Daver

daverbee 04-07-2006 10:30 AM

OK...
vaccimulgence
The new word is:
vaccimulgence

LeahDear 04-07-2006 11:04 AM

Vaccimulgence

Vaccimulgence refers to a psychiatric disorder where patients pretend to be going abroad in order to receive vaccine inoculations. Recent clinical trials have linked this disorder very closely to Munchausenís Syndrome but with the patient only feigning holidays to receive the relevant injections, not fabricating illness to receive treatment.

trisherina 04-07-2006 12:20 PM

vaccimulgence

Indecision regarding the best way to show kindness to oneself.

dinzdale 04-07-2006 12:27 PM

vaccimulgence n.

A measure of degree of intensity of performance during cummulonimbus.

Madmack 04-07-2006 01:44 PM

vaccimulgence

Acute sociopathic hypochondria highlighted by paranoiac episodes manifested by the insatiable drive/need for inoculations

From:
vaccinia The usually mild, cutaneous and sometimes systemic reaction in individuals who have been inoculated with smallpox vaccin
mu Of, relating to, or being a polypeptide chain that is one of five types of heavy chains present in immunoglobins.
Egence n. [L. egens, -entis, p. pr. of egere to be needy, suffer want.] The state of needing, or of suffering a natural want. [R.]


To ease my seasonal vaccimulgence, every fall I sneak into as many walk in clinics as I can to get free flu shots.

daverbee 04-07-2006 09:49 PM

Judging tomorrow morning so I don't have to wait an entire weekend for you people to get in your definitions.
So, there...

funkytuba 04-08-2006 04:15 AM

vaccimulgence bovine sex drive

Farmer Dinzdale had to break out the Spanish Fly after his heifers experienced a decline in vaccimulgence.


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