Yes bartender, that was yummy, I'll have another - put it on this fine gentleman's tab (he's famous you know)

I want a dirty martini, but I'm the designated driver.

Oh! Someone's tossed it in the loo.

There's only one solution to this. We must walk.
I'm a black belt in umbrella.

* yawn *
...aaahhhhmmphhh... My ceilings not that color. Where TF am I ?

* stretch, roll over *

And who is that :eek: ???!!?

apparently I straightened my hair last night.

Dude, I heard T.I.P got so wasted he woke up with the chick that played the obnoxious neighbor girl on "Punky Brewster."

Next time, y'all let me drive.

Was she there??? I had a subpoena somewhere I was supposed to give her...

*peers through tinted glass*

*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK*

Hey, does anybody know when they open? I want a steak and kidney pie.

Someone's coming to open up!

"What? A LION!!"

HHAHAHAHA!!! I LOVE JOKES


THIS IS GREAT!!

^^^ fvckken happy thread :mad:

och schtremmee dinnie you go gettin all morose on my arse now


especially since i've invited someone special to come in for a drink tonight - that's right - MR. PERKINS!

mr. perkins my arse!

well you've changed your tune alright because i specifically remember you saying just the other day "this mr. perkins dude sounds really friendly"


:mad: look, just have another fvckken drink make it a double, whatever, cheer the fvck up before mr. perkins arrives