A luminous one-eyed gastropod

A luminous one-eyed gastropod
Said, "Hail to me: I am overlord!"

A luminous one-eyed gastropod
Said, "Hail to me: I am overlord!"
"I am squid, hear me roar!"

A luminous one-eyed gastropod
Said, "Hail to me: I am overlord!
"I am squid, hear me roar!
I have warned you before

A luminous one-eyed gastropod
Said, "Hail to me: I am overlord!
"I am squid, hear me roar!
I have warned you before
Now I'll fry you in batter, like cod.

It's considered chic to grill, not fry

It's chic now to grill, and not fry
And drive on vacation, not fly

It's chic now to grill, and not fry
And drive on vacation, not fly
Tho' not rich, we're all healthy

It's chic now to grill, and not fry
And drive on vacation, not fly
Tho' not rich, we're all healthy
ain't that better than wealthy?

It's chic now to grill, and not fry
And drive on vacation, not fly
Tho' not rich, we're all healthy
ain't that better than wealthy?
Wrong thread >> Limerick ends in a "y"!

I begged her -- her look was as icy

I begged her -- her look was as icy
my chances were looking quite dicey

I begged her -- her look was as icy
my chances were looking quite dicey
I dealt my best card

I begged her -- her look was as icy
my chances were looking quite dicey
I dealt my best card
And looked at her hard

I begged her -- her look was as icy
my chances were looking quite dicey
I dealt my best card
And looked at her hard
But found that she was kinda licy