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Audreyvgs 12-09-2003 02:31 AM

What did My sister's ex say into the toilet last Saturday Night?

refried beans

funkytuba 12-09-2003 11:55 AM

What did rune throw into the ocean to generate all those herring farts?

A bright green and red flourescent tie.

maychorian 12-09-2003 06:27 PM

What will I probably see around campus a lot, as Christmas nears?

Silent night, holy night . . .

chuckie egg 12-10-2003 10:29 AM

Which carol bores me to sleep nearly every time??

Squeeze it!

red 12-10-2003 11:51 AM

What do you do with Charmin?

an apple, a banana and a grape

agentsmith 12-10-2003 12:15 PM

what do your hemmorhoids remind you of?

chi chi chi!

red 12-10-2003 04:06 PM

How does the Chia Pet song start off?

a pair of tongs

dinzdale 12-10-2003 04:08 PM

Finish this sentence " Any woman in her right mind wouldnt touch Beale's genitalia even with....."


red 12-10-2003 04:13 PM


Coffee 12-10-2003 09:33 PM

Will two Zemonkeys please express the term "big laugh" in another way?

Gorgonzola cheese and a dead mouse.

Klynne 12-10-2003 09:41 PM

What goes really well with red wine?

Brazilian bikini waxes.

lapietra 12-11-2003 03:44 PM

What is something I'd rather go single my entire life before enduring?

A bubble bath and a six-pack.

maychorian 12-11-2003 03:52 PM

What are two things that don't mix very well?

Christmas cookies and hot cider.

lapietra 12-11-2003 05:23 PM

What's one of the most wonderful treats imaginable?

Trying to be witty.

maychorian 12-11-2003 05:30 PM

What are we all doing, with varied degrees of success?

Battery-operated dogs.

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