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AllegroNg 11-02-2003 10:13 AM

Ask a question, then Answer a new one!
I was reading the question thread backwards, and it was really neat!

Humor me :cool:

The answer is: By tilting your head at a 90 degree angle.

jaymirror 11-02-2003 10:16 AM

How can you get a huge headache?


AllegroNg 11-02-2003 10:21 AM

Should I eat this halloween candy?

Over there by your hairbrush.

jaymirror 11-02-2003 10:22 AM

where's my wallet?

in your pants

Perky Pat 11-02-2003 10:23 AM

Where is my mind?

Usually, but they don't always have this effect.

jaymirror 11-02-2003 10:59 AM

Do you slick pills with water?

:eek: Of course not! I would be dead if I did!

malina 11-02-2003 11:14 AM

do you drink paint stripper?

black, most days

jaymirror 11-02-2003 11:15 AM

What color of BH do you wear?


malina 11-02-2003 11:17 AM

who is the nicest zemonkey on the board?

6 years

jaymirror 11-02-2003 11:24 AM

How long till you get to marry beale?

The stars were bright and the sand was warm. The sea was murmuring in front of us.

malina 11-02-2003 11:43 AM

how did THIS happen... ?

not at all

lemon 11-02-2003 12:51 PM

Do you like me?

Only if they have 8 of them.

agentsmith 11-02-2003 01:07 PM

Will i die if i'm attacked by the neighbour's pet rottweiler?

only on saturdays.

Perky Pat 11-02-2003 01:32 PM

Ever wear a Batman outfit?

A peanut butter and Jellyfish sandwich.

malina 11-02-2003 01:34 PM

what's about the tastiest thing in the world?

the mountains

Perky Pat 11-02-2003 01:47 PM

What's a much worse place to visit than the sea?

Just one small scar.

malina 11-02-2003 01:54 PM

how in heck should i phrase that??? :D

yes, yes of course

agentsmith 11-02-2003 03:22 PM

do you wank off to midget porn?

most definately!

Coffee 11-02-2003 04:14 PM

When Bush asked Quayle if he would like a job editing speeches, What did Dan email back as his reply?

Yes, definitely have a doctor look at it.

agentsmith 11-02-2003 10:00 PM

Did I mangle your car too badly?

NO! how could you even suggest such a thing?

Coffee 11-02-2003 11:31 PM

Are you able to limit yourself to 5 "partners" a week?


agentsmith 11-02-2003 11:32 PM

What was that substance you poured over me last night?

its a bit small for my tastes.

Coffee 11-02-2003 11:36 PM

Will this be enough coffee to fix your hangover?

A Joe Jackson CD.

Coffee 11-02-2003 11:45 PM

Does it feel good when I do this?

99 bottles of beer on the wall.

Coffee 11-02-2003 11:50 PM

What's the only good thing about an empty beer bottle?

Tom Collins and Tom Jones.

Coffee 11-02-2003 11:54 PM

What do you need to make your ass look good?

Don't hurt me.

Coffee 11-03-2003 12:00 AM

Describe your impressions of Sex.


Coffee 11-03-2003 12:07 AM

What is sex like when it involves multiple partners?

Tyranosaurus Rex.

jaymirror 11-03-2003 05:39 AM

What's your ideal pet?


AllegroNg 11-03-2003 10:17 AM

So.. what color are your panties??

Clorox should work.

malina 11-03-2003 10:51 AM

how'd you get that haircolour?

in a snap!

jaymirror 11-03-2003 11:28 AM

How fast did dinz came?


dinzdale 11-03-2003 04:07 PM

When will Beale win a court case?

Only if someone makes you.

Coffee 11-03-2003 04:43 PM

Is there any coffee?

Donald Rumsfeld and the CIA.

Coffee 11-03-2003 05:06 PM

Who has been sending me Viagra emails???


dinzdale 11-03-2003 05:49 PM

Big Bird is cross between a banana and a...?

fell off rapidly.

Frieda 11-03-2003 05:50 PM

what happened to your hair?


funkytuba 11-03-2003 06:26 PM

After he exhausts the possibilities of indigenous midget porn, what will be the next kink that Dinz explores on his next visit to the mainland?

Polyster, neutrinos, and apathy.

~*WickedAngel*~ 11-03-2003 07:45 PM

What combination makes a bad blind date?

Vanilla flavored fudge

maychorian 11-03-2003 07:55 PM

Why on earth do these mashed potatoes taste so weird?

The biggest ball of twine in Minnesota.

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