It's alive!

I'm leaving work in 1 hr 15 min

I sound tuburcular.

The combination of antihistamine, 24-hr decongestant, bronchiodilators, and coffee makes me feel really weird. Floaty and two-dimensional. And also my mouth feels like it's been coated in a very thin layer of some inorganic and nonbiodegradable substance, such as circus peanuts.

^uppers AND downers! :eek:

try watching spongebob, its such a trip when youre on all of that ;) :D

Yes, uppers and downers and yet I still have a headache. :o

I love Spongebob. But if it was the Flying Dutchman unemployed one, I might end up on one bad trip. Spongebob can be one scary bastard.

my bossman is a savage brit with a horse named igor.

a blue jay found my new bird feeder in the back yard

I'm feeling lucky.

Do you say he is savage because he likes to wear furs and eat pork chops with his hands while caressing the two buxom wenches chained to the office printer, or simply because he makes a lot of spelling mistakes ?

I have lost my faith in humanity.

My band's album finally has a release date: April 16!!!!

This one's gonna be good:)

Wanna hear me fiddle?
www.myspace.com/hootenannyorchestra

Come play in the pub friday night - I can cry into my beer and tap my foot at the same time. :D

he wears his fur on his chin and chest and in case of spelling mistakes, he yells at you

I didn't quite know how to tell my Mormon manager that the person of importance visiting me last weekend and who caused me to rearrange all my meetings was my gay ex-boss who's now married to a 7 foot drag queen, so I just lied and told him my sister-in-law was visiting.

:p