1. Terry had just got a new box

1. Terry had just got a new box
2. to sit on while eating his lox

1. Terry had just got a new box
2. to sit on while eating his lox
3. The box broke down

1. Terry had just got a new box
2. to sit on while eating his lox
3. The box broke down
4. look at his frown

1. Terry had just got a new box
2. to sit on while eating his lox
3. The box broke down
4. look at his frown
5. reaching all the way to his socks

1. My what a big head i got

1. My what a big head i got
2. I worry about it a lot

1. My what a big head i got
2. I worry about it a lot
3. Will it fit through this door?

1. My what a big head i got
2. I worry about it a lot
3. Will it fit through this door?
4. Will it grow any more?

1. My what a big head i got
2. I worry about it a lot
3. Will it fit through this door?
4. Will it grow any more?
5. who cares as long as i'm hot!

1. I went to town to buy some shoes.

1. I went to town to buy some shoes.
2. Before I left, I sniffed some glue.

1. I went to town to buy some shoes.
2. Before I left, I sniffed some glue.
3. the glue got stuck in my nose

1. I went to town to buy some shoes.
2. Before I left, I sniffed some glue.
3. the glue got stuck in my nose
4. But that is how the story goes

1. I went to town to buy some shoes.
2. Before I left, I sniffed some glue.
3. the glue got stuck in my nose
4. But that is how the story goes
5. When I sneeze I get stuck to you.

1. Before I leave i have to say

1. Before I leave i have to say
2. Thank you Ze for letting us play

1. Before I leave i have to say
2. Thank you Ze for letting us play
3. What a good webmaster you are

1. Before I leave i have to say
2. Thank you Ze for letting us play
3. What a good webmaster you are
4. Gathering ze-monkeys from afar

1. Before I leave i have to say
2. Thank you Ze for letting us play
3. What a good webmaster you are
4. Gathering ze-monkeys from afar
5. am making us cry tears of joy like tammie fay

1.a crab in a bucket is nice

1. A crab in a bucket is nice
2. So is coconut steamed rice

1. A crab in a bucket is nice
2. So is coconut steamed rice
3. I pull off the claws

1. A crab in a bucket is nice
2. So is coconut steamed rice
3. I pull off the claws
4. Give appropriate pause

1. A crab in a bucket is nice
2. So is coconut steamed rice
3. I pull off the claws
4. Give appropriate pause
5. The crabs have a limp - oh how nice!

1. Crocodile tears are so fake

1. Crocodile tears are so fake
2. but i'll play for posterity's sake.

1. Crocodile tears are so fake
2. but i'll play for posterity's sake
3. their skin makes excellent shoes

1. Crocodile tears are so fake
2. but i'll play for posterity's sake
3. their skin makes excellent shoes
4. so we'll pull off the face of bealeblues

(sorry mate, nothing against you- it just rhymed) ;)

1. Crocodile tears are so fake
2. but i'll play for posterity's sake
3. their skin makes excellent shoes
4. so we'll pull off the face of bealeblues
5. and give him/her a bit of a shake!


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1. When Sally met Sue,

1. When Sally met Sue,
2. She said, "How do you do?"

1. When Sally met Sue,
2. She said, "How do you do?"
3. When they went out to lunch

1. When Sally met Sue,
2. She said, "How do you do?"
3. When they went out to lunch
4. And flirted a bunch

1. When Sally met Sue,
2. She said, "How do you do?"
3. When they went out to lunch
4. And flirted a bunch
5. Their romance was sapphic, but true.

1. There once was a girl named Peg

1. There once was a girl named Peg
2. Who was born with only one leg

1. There once was a girl named Peg
2. Who was born with only one leg
3. She hopped and she bopped

1. There once was a girl named Peg
2. Who was born with only one leg
3. She hopped and she bopped
4. Till she felt she would drop

1. There once was a girl named Peg
2. Who was born with only one leg
3. She hopped and she bopped
4. Till she felt she would drop
5. so she married a *quad'ie named greg

*(as in quadrapalegic)->spelling?