1. There was a young monkey that typed
2. And listened to anything that we hyped.
3. He was lame as a duck
4. And we didn't give a &!%$@

1. There was a young monkey that typed
2. And listened to anything that we hyped.
3. He was lame as a duck
4. And we didn't give a &!%$@
5. Because we loved all the lines that he swiped.

woo hoo!!! :)
 

1. There was an old geezer who snored

1. There was an old geezer who snored
2. To resolve it his poor wife emplored

1. There was an old geezer who snored
2. To resolve it his poor wife emplored
3. Maybe I'd help his breathing

1. There was an old geezer who snored
2. To resolve it his poor wife emplored
3. Maybe I'd help his breathing
4. By getting up and leaving

1. There was an old geezer who snored
2. To resolve it his poor wife emplored
3. Maybe I'd help his breathing
4. By getting up and leaving
5. And, heaving, she walked out the door and was promptly gored by a passing bull. They lived in Spain, you see. It was that time of year.
She should have had him tested for sleep apnea & gotten one of those neat machines like my dad just got. :D

There was a young chap who sold ointment.
 

*lol*! Good one, L...

1. There was a young chap who sold ointment.

1. There was a young chap who sold ointment.
2. who showed up once without an appointment

1. There was a young chap who sold ointment,
2. who showed up once without an appointment.
3. With his slippery wares

1. There was a young chap who sold ointment,
2. who showed up once without an appointment.
3. With his slippery wares
4. and his come hither stares

1. There was a young chap who sold ointment,
2. who showed up once without an appointment.
3. With his slippery wares
4. and his come hither stares
5. sales were rarely a great disappointment.

:D

*yuk yuk yuk*

and again ...
 

1. My sea monkey's animatronic

1. My sea monkey's animatronic
2. The sound of his swimming's symphonic

1. My sea monkey's animatronic.
2. The sound of his swimming's symphonic.
3. Though his tricks are quite cunning,