For Beale:

Jason Giambi called while you were out. He says he's sorry, but he wouldn't say what for.

hahahahhahahahahahahaha

for barry bonds:

can you hear the footsteps? it's the asterisk that's creeping into your "records"

for everyone:


Spring is almost here!!!

for clytie:

you know that bo and luke would kick mr. t's ass. no contest.

^^^^^
in what? a tackiness contest?

interesting. so you find the dukes more tacky than mr. t and his chains? hmmmmm.

equally tacky, but i can't imagine what else
any of them could 'kick ass' at.
;)

*in my best confederate accent*:

"you ain't from around here, are you?"

:)

well, i'm from hell. fill in the blanks...
;)

oh really? i haven't seen you around much. but there are different levels, after all....

*cough*

for everyone else:


not much of a summer...

Sorry. I guess that was meant for monkeys in the northern hemisphere. :rolleyes:

For Fox:

for snake: (couldn't find the other one)

It was in a safe place.