Judging by tomorrow.

K. aporia was obviously not obscure enough for this crowd. Just goes to expose my nievity, however, it means a puzzel or perplexity, no way through.

Judging was very difficult because every entry made me LOL, so, in entry order:

Trisherina wins the American Society of Plastic Surgeons Challenge award for:

aporia: Dermatological term for a nose that closely resembles a strawberry.

On presentation, the patient exhibited malar rash and significant aporia.


Marcus Bales receives the Vapid Exit prize for: A toilet stall without a door.

daverbee wrangles the Acrobatic Primate win with:

The state of transcendental bliss achieved by a chimpanzee when he found all he needed to do to get a banana from his zookeeper was to complete a somersault.

Master_Jedi is awarded the Best Excuse for Missing School prize for: the disease where u have no pores on ur body

dinzdale gets away with I'll just be clever and invent another disease for a Prize prize for: the disease where u have ltd use of ur keybord

Hyakujo's Fox is presented with the Hopefully Fun prize for his elequoent: the feeling you are overcome by on finding you haven't won the lottery. again.

12"razormix garners the "Soprano Award" for: comic opera

Marcus Bales inventor of the Dictionary Game, is allowed to change the rules and submit multiple entries, hence, multiple judging results in the Undiagnosed Pleasure Syndrome prize for: The disease the rich fear most.

Madmack is awarded the Most Thoughtful but Absentminded Medal for: to act of putting or placing
From the portugese 'poria'

I need to get one of them there electronic key finding dealies.. never know where I aproria my keys

Missing Coffee, but thanks to everybody for playing, so, ta dah:

Thank you, thank you. The new word is...

isopiptesis

isopiptesis

The antacid preferred 10 to 1 by most physicists.

judging soon

isopiptesis- a college class in which only rabid chickens can pass. or a disease where you make up stupid definitions for the hell of it.

isopiptesis -a condition caused by the suffering of others when bumbling opinions on life are a said in haste.

In so many words isopiptesis gripped Sylvia, while serving the young soul another portion from the opulent buffet, and she didn't know why.

isopiptesis, n.

a painting or photograph that contains another ( hidden ) picture of equivalent meaning and/or value

"LONDON (AP) -- Experts at London's National Gallery said on Friday they had discovered a new Leonardo Da Vinci isopiptesis, hidden underneath another painting by the Italian master.
This is the first time a new Da Vinci has been discovered since the 1930s, when the "Ginevra de' Benci'' and "The Madonna of the Carnation'' were attributed to him.
Experts using infrared techniques found the sketch hidden beneath the delicate brushstrokes of Da Vinci's "The Virgin on the Rocks,'' a powerful study of Christ's mother in a rather gloomy cavern that hangs in the National Gallery. ..."

^^^
Well, don't leave us hanging, what isopiptesis did they discover under the first painting???

a woman kneeling in front of baby jesus with one hand clutched to her breast, the other reaching out to him ( unfinished )

isopiptesis -- a rhetorical technique of referring back to the original sentence in subsequent sentences.

All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his." --Oscar Wilde

isopiptesis

A neck problem suffered by weather reporters.

isopiptesis: The term describing the equal concentration of backup singers both inside and outside of Gladys Knight.

isopiptesis n. a combination of alienation, isolation and agitation brought on by being teased unmercifully, which then becomes heightened by vain efforts to be a good sport about it anyway.

In an attempt to quell his symptoms of severe isopiptesis brought on when John made the mistake of modelling his new leather "work kilt" for his guests, he waited for them to leave before proceeding to eat two pounds of raw chocolate chip cookie dough with leftover beer.

Isopiptesis - an exclamation of emphasis uttered after garnering no response with the statement, "Ipiptesis".