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Bman 11-26-2007 05:07 PM

I'll be that merchandise guy that sort of wrote part of a song once so I'm kind of in the band...but in reality all I do is follow you guys around.

zero 11-26-2007 05:44 PM

when tunes gets here somebody tell him to reacquaint himself with his react-o-table.

shouldn't take long.. it's pretty intuitive.

^ and tunes, we fully expect you to get a better tune out of the bloody thing than this rank amateur, don't we everybody?

auntie aubrey 11-26-2007 05:58 PM

this is the first piece i expect the children's choir to tackle:

β cyg, you're to cover bass. pearly, your job is to highlight the correct performers without blinding anyone with the lasers. frieda, you're in charge of the comedic choreography. lukku, we need set theme. might i suggest tubes? zero, we're going to need a lot of spikes and mullets and thick, luxurious mustaches. bman, the shirts should say something like, "ba da da dum da da dum de dum de dum." work on it and let me know.

all right, BREAK!

zero 11-26-2007 06:15 PM

^:mad: i HAT the polyfvckkenphonic spree

no way am i giving them hairdos


lukkucairi 11-26-2007 06:43 PM

too bad we lost zroe - he'd have liked the ceiling I designed:

goes with the lasers, don'tcha think?

I'm still working on the other bits. I'll also play some pipes to back up the choir if you want...

Tunesmith 11-26-2007 08:22 PM


Originally Posted by zero (Post 369599)
^ and tunes, we fully expect you to get a better tune out of the bloody thing than this rank amateur, don't we everybody?

Rank amateur?! That's me at the latest reactable promotion!! :mad:

...but I'll drag it out here if I can also be the songwriter who spends hours a day crooning to his guitar.

Maybe you could accompany me on the hang, orzo:

T.I.P. 11-26-2007 08:31 PM

Does this piece have the budget for a forty foot drum and a helmet ? Cuz i know how to do this thing where i get fired out of a cannon onto a forty foot drum. The kids love it !

The tempo needs to be slow enough so i have time to run back to the cannon between shots though.

trisherina 11-27-2007 01:05 AM

I'll sew Frieda this gown for her stand-up comedy routine (I think she should be master of ceremonies):

And I hereby strongly encourage Brynn to choose a dramatic soliloquy (for performance between two equally dramatic drum solos).

P.S. Gown guaranteed to hide all hints of broccoli.

Master_Jedi 11-27-2007 01:37 AM

i call lead kazoo, personally, i think it's more awesome than the bag pipes =D

Frieda 11-27-2007 05:19 AM

^^ oooOOOOOooooo pretty gown :eek: :) :)

that will definitely hide all the broccoli! :)

madasacutsnake 11-27-2007 07:34 AM

I'll make the food for the after show party.

brightpearl 11-27-2007 07:36 AM

I think I can double-duty as pie-taster.

It'll be a lot of work, but I think I can handle it.

craig johnston 11-27-2007 12:10 PM

smoke machine

auntie aubrey 11-27-2007 12:18 PM

^ careful not to hyperventilate. this collective doesn't offer health insurance.

Frieda 11-27-2007 12:38 PM

how about bubble blower, mr Johnston?

zero 11-27-2007 12:42 PM


Originally Posted by Tunesmith

^thank your for your kind assistance in this matter of the beautiful, dreamy drummy noise that man's making

also, i notice that not only does he sport a bandanna like auntie aubrey's old avatar & but also that his drum strongly resembles her new one ...coincidence? i think not.

Stephi_B 11-27-2007 12:46 PM

the cable girl

and I will try to steal Hoyt's clipboard ;)

Angry Kid Hoyt 11-27-2007 02:55 PM


Originally Posted by Stephi_B (Post 369646)
and I will try to steal Hoyt's clipboard ;)

*Issues Stephi_B her own clipboard.*
*Makes note of issuing the clipboard on my own, slightly more important clipboard*
*Suggests that maybe some cables need rearranging somewhere.*

brightpearl 11-28-2007 11:24 AM

query for Wednesday, Nov. 28, 2007

Can you do this?

Frieda 11-28-2007 11:32 AM


but my shoulders are cracking and popping so maybe in another minute i will be able to :eek:

Frieda 11-28-2007 12:04 PM

yep, it worked

so yes, i can!

auntie aubrey 11-28-2007 12:58 PM

i can come close. i can put my palms together but not quite that high.

i can, however, stretch my left arm up, wrap it around the back of my head, reach around under my chin, and grab my left earlobe.

...oh. no wait, i guess i can't quite grab my earlobe anymore. WELL I USED TO!

T.I.P. 11-28-2007 01:11 PM


not nearly that high though !

zero 11-28-2007 01:51 PM

oh god yes!!! i'm a nerd of that. of course i can that!! no problem!!! i could do that and i was a nerd of it before i was even born - it's easy for us contortion nerds - hahaha!!

i'm such an anjali mudra nerd!!!

AND yes!!! i'm also a TOTAL nerd of stretching my arm up, wrapping it around the back of my head, down around across my arse and grabbing my left bollock

there's nothing i'm not an nerd of - i'm a nerd of everything - THIS IS GREAT i am so nerdy :D

brightpearl 11-28-2007 01:56 PM

^yes, but can you stretch enough to pull your head out of your...


Angry Kid Hoyt 11-28-2007 02:03 PM

I could if i wanted to.
But I don't want to.
So I won't.

Coffee 11-28-2007 02:23 PM

Not even with your arms...

auntie aubrey 11-28-2007 03:35 PM

and like opening a plug hole, all the fun drains away.

Marcus Bales 11-28-2007 05:02 PM

No, I can't do that -- but it makes me wonder what she can do with her legs ...

Avalon 11-28-2007 05:23 PM

Just the thought of trying that now makes my back hurt...I used to be able, but now I can't get my arms angled high enough. It's like the way little kids sit with their legs spayed..makes my knees hurt to watch that too. :p

Tunesmith 11-28-2007 05:26 PM

ergh...ehnn...yeah, but I can't get my palms together.

well, I won't ever try and do that in a crowded library again. :o

madasacutsnake 11-28-2007 06:19 PM

Yes. I didn't know I could until I tried.

brightpearl 11-28-2007 09:40 PM

^flexible bunch!


Originally Posted by Tunesmith (Post 369776)
well, I won't ever try and do that in a crowded library again. :o


trisherina 11-29-2007 10:34 AM

It's not wise for me to attempt to do that; I'm trying to avoid cortisone injections.

New question for Thursday November 29th MST:

Do you wear a watch daily?

If YES, tell the story of the watch you wear.

If NO, tell the story of what else you use to check the time.

skip intro 11-29-2007 10:46 AM

i use a sundial. i am often unpunctual due to living in the u.k.

β cyg 11-29-2007 01:48 PM

i don't wear a watch nowadays now that a cellphone can do all time-telling better

besides, time is never time at all

Coffee 11-29-2007 02:29 PM

I always wear a watch (and I always carry a lighter ftr), a cheep rugged practical watch with at least these functions: Time, Date, Chrono, and an Alarm. Currently I have a
Timex Expedition (it has a magnetic compass too) on a canvas webbing and leather buckle style strap...cost 30 bucks on sale.

12"razormix 11-29-2007 02:41 PM


Originally Posted by trisherina (Post 369816)
Do you wear a watch daily?

If YES, tell the story of the watch you wear.

yes. it's shiny. i saw it, liked it, ordered it and put if on my left wrist.

zero 11-29-2007 03:29 PM

in the dead of night there's a button that makes the whole face of it glow green (but not so bright as to hurt ma peepers in their state of unaccustomed half-shut ness). i had one exactly the same but it packed up and i got this one exactly the same. it wasn't expensive or anything.

Angry Kid Hoyt 11-29-2007 03:58 PM

I don't wear a watch, there is no clock in my car & the only clocks in my house are on the stove and by my bed.
Interestingly, I am never late & rarely feel rushed.


Originally Posted by auntie aubrey (Post 369769)
and like opening a plug hole, all the fun drains away.

Who you calling a plug hole?

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