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Frieda 02-16-2008 07:11 PM


12"""""""""""ix raymond fergus
anna kent west kofi annan
nivea leica honey zero
lukkucairi zero
aubrey auntie aubrey

this username thing is restricted to 13 characters i think-- shall i just remove the half that doesn't fit in there?

zero 02-16-2008 07:27 PM


Originally Posted by Frieda (Post 376483)
this username thing is restricted to 13 characters i think-- shall i just remove the half that doesn't fit in there?

no. you need include a paragraph in your email to fergus frank telling him to SORT IT OUT

Stephi_B 02-17-2008 10:13 AM

Something with at least 8 vowels in it, a Hawaiian cussword would be neat.


You gotta complain, cos they mispelled you at the end of the video you're starring in!


lukkucairi 02-17-2008 01:17 PM

^ humuhumunukunukuapua'a?

^ this is horrific, btw...

zero 02-17-2008 05:06 PM


lukkucairi 02-17-2008 05:07 PM


Originally Posted by zero (Post 376556)

I've been weller, but I'm relatively well.


zero 02-17-2008 05:22 PM

no no i was was asking it as the new ¿ question of the day ? you know like those times when when e.g there's a maybe of bierf pause and someone says "well?" like that

i'll ask it again


zero 02-17-2008 05:24 PM

actually let me put that differently

:mad: WELL??

zero 02-17-2008 05:27 PM


Originally Posted by zero (Post 376562)
a maybe of bierf pause

i have no idea

madasacutsnake 02-17-2008 05:34 PM

Hole with water in it.

lukkucairi 02-17-2008 05:43 PM

well why didn't you SAY SO to begin with, reoz?


Tunesmith 02-17-2008 05:58 PM


Originally Posted by zero (Post 376564)

Originally Posted by zero (Post 376562)
there's a maybe of bierf pause

i have no idea

this gives me great happies and makes me laugh, for some reason :D

zero 02-17-2008 06:12 PM

well i can hardly wait to hear what flanders & johnstone have to say about this one

craig johnston 02-17-2008 06:23 PM

T.I.P. 02-17-2008 07:41 PM

a man with two noses

Hyakujo's Fox 02-17-2008 07:50 PM

yup yup yup phhhhmmmm yup

auntie aubrey 02-17-2008 08:54 PM

so...... no ¿qué? of the day?


lukkucairi 02-17-2008 09:28 PM


Originally Posted by auntie aubrey (Post 376581)
so...... no ¿qué? of the day?


WELL, rzeo?

Hyakujo's Fox 02-17-2008 09:53 PM


Originally Posted by auntie aubrey (Post 376581)
so...... no ¿qué? of the day?


brightpearl 02-17-2008 09:59 PM

auntie aubrey 02-17-2008 10:05 PM

okay FINE. :mad:

¿ question of the day ?

what's the worst candy you've ever eaten?

brightpearl 02-17-2008 10:18 PM

^good one, auntie

brightpearl 02-17-2008 10:19 PM

no wait, it's

lukkucairi 02-17-2008 10:34 PM

I wanted so much to like these but I just don't

the violet aftertaste stays with you for EVER

auntie aubrey 02-18-2008 12:08 AM

dutch salted licorice. WHO PUTS SALT ON LICORICE?!?!?!?!!? i'm already not a huge fan of licorice in the first place, but i had to try the salted version because i thought maybe there was something i didn't know. BUT NO, IT WAS POISON. :mad:

brightpearl 02-18-2008 01:45 AM

^Well, never hurts to try. Okay, never hurts much to try. And that same impulse is the way I once had a freshly poured dark chocolate salt and cracked pepper bar, which remains one of the best decisions of my entire life.

Second the Howard's Violets, lulu. They're violent, not violet. Taste like hand lotion.

There's a review of Ikea's salty licorice fish over in Reviews of New Food on McSweeney's Internet Tendency, hope you enjoy it, Auntie:

"Ikea Salty Black-Licorice Fish

Submitted by Sam Kean

To commemorate the 20th anniversary of Chernobyl, I re-enacted the meltdown at Reactor 4 inside my mouth. Two days after eating a single (1) salty jellied licorice fish, I still had trouble tasting food. Surprisingly, it wasn't the licorice flavoring that undid me. More anise would have been a relief. (Jägermeister would have been a relief.) It was the salt saturation. The thing was basically a flexible black salt lick, the candy counterpart to the white rings nailed on trees to be gnawed by deer. It was also worse than that: salt licks aren't gooey. They don't cling to your mouth. By the time I scraped the last gill from between my teeth, my taste buds had been seared shut, the tongue equivalent of being in "the hole" for a month and then being hit with a spotlight.

This took place during the middle of my night class. For the last session, our eccentric librarian teacher had brought "treats" from Ikea (the candy is big in Scandinavia) and dared us with the fish. Because no one else stepped up, I took three—each the length of a pack of gum, with the consistency of a Gummi worm and the black soul of a demon—and finished one. As far as I know, this tied the International Federation of Competitive Eating (I.F.O.C.E.) world record. I spent the rest of the class engraving the smooth, conveyor-belt-riding side of my uneaten treats with scars and dopey eyes.

Two days later, I had dinner with a girl I'd been pursuing partly because she, too, was vegetarian. Perhaps that's why Nicole was nonplussed to have to point out the bacon in my appetizer. In a dead-man's float among my half-eaten white beans and sauce were postage-stamp-sized flaccid squares that, to me, had tasted just like the wine: salty. The date ended without a kiss."

trisherina 02-18-2008 02:06 AM

Says right on the package, "IT STILL TASTES LIKE SOAP!" They have no shame.

topcat 02-18-2008 02:08 AM

almond roca

Frieda 02-18-2008 05:02 AM

what the hell is wrong with zoute drop?? you people have no taste :mad: although i must say i do prefer zachte zoete honingdrop because it's easier to chew.

for me, worst candy in the world:

winegums. eat one, eat a bag. then burp winegums for 4 days. they stick to the lining of your stomach and stay there for 4 days till your stomach acid finally gets the chance of scraping the final remains of those winegums off, they start to disappear into your bowels. and when they come out again, they still look and smell like winegums.

Stephi_B 02-18-2008 07:40 AM

^And it's the winegums fault that my not-too-stable-repeatedly-patched tooth ('kay I would have needed a crown on it since half a year or so, but that costs) got a crack now - fukk winegums! :mad:

auntie aubrey 02-18-2008 11:51 AM


Originally Posted by Frieda (Post 376617)
for me, worst candy in the world:

those look suspiciously like jujyfruits. WHICH I ADORE!

so this is the way the world ends. not with a political debate, but with an all out candy brawl.

Frieda 02-18-2008 12:02 PM

candy is way more important than politics!

trisherina 02-18-2008 12:28 PM

I would just like to say that the worst candy you've ever eaten does not to me imply dental work or overindulgence or gluttony or hoarding or late nights over a toilet bowl sniffing the erstwhile contents of your bowels but something you would put in your mouth expecting candy and then spit out horrified and unable to trust for years and years and years.

auntie aubrey 02-18-2008 02:40 PM

i think the evaluation of the candy can be both experiential as well as sensory.

with salted licorice, it's both. :(

T.I.P. 02-18-2008 03:29 PM

i've had some of that finnish licorice - the Salmiakki - and it tasted like urine. Not that I've ever had urine, mind you, but the taste approaches what urine smells like.

i did eat at least 3 Salmiakki, just to make sure i didn't like them, mostly because the Finns in the party kept insisting that it was by far their favorite candy.

I think it is the high levels of ammonia in those candies that make people addicted to them.

brightpearl 02-18-2008 03:33 PM

^See, now I have to try them.

Maybe they cure migraines.

Hee hee hee.

12"razormix 02-19-2008 04:30 AM

brightpearl 02-19-2008 07:10 AM

^blasphemy!! i love that stuff, takes the edge off post-migraine nausea.

To each her own...

Stephi_B 02-19-2008 07:53 AM

Before we get here a massive candy conflict ;) the new question for today:

¿ Comics / graphic novels ?
You (used to) dig them? Which ones?

12"razormix 02-19-2008 07:53 AM

ME TOO?!! :confused: :o :D

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